"Yay! I'm getting married!" Taylor, the dumb blonde said to her reflection. "Omg congrats!" She answered herself. "OMG what am I going to wear?! How will I fix my hair?! Oh my gosh." She she walked to her phone and called her BFF Miley Cyrus. She's almost as messed up as Taylor. Miley came over and fixed Taylor's hair with mayonnaise. Taylor then asked, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No. Actually I don't really know. But I do know that a tuba is something you but on a burger," Miley said. Then they drove to McDonalds where Taylor was getting married to.....
YUCKYY EWWY, Elena's bestie!
"Do you Taylor take this thing to be your wife?" "I do," she said.
"Yuckyy Ewwy, do you take...that..to be your husband?" "I...umm..do," he said.
"You may now kiss the freak!" Barack Obama said.
Yuckyy Ewwy tried to kiss Taylor but she punched him and he fell over, hit his head, got a concussion and died.
THE END
