Once upon a time there was a blonde named Taylor, and crazy psycho killer named Elena. She was planning to kill...
Yuckyy Ewwy!!
One day Yuckyy Ewwy was sleeping after his bedtime of 11:00 am. Elena went to his and Taylor's house to try to kill him but Taylor got grounded for going to sleep at 7:01 am instead of 7:00 am.
"Dang it!" Elena yelled. She waited until Thursday of that week to do her master plan...
Kill Taylor and Frame Yuckyy Ewwy!
What a great bestie right?
Elena came back to Taylor and Yuckyy Ewwy's house on a dark stormy night (Spooky I know) She walked into the house to see Taylor and Yuckyy Ewwy.. Eating Rocks!!
"Want one?" Taylor asked.
"Yeah!" Yuckyy Ewwy said. "Feed it to me!"
"You got two hands!" Taylor yelled.
Yuckyy Ewwy made a puppy dog face.
"There's something wrong with your lip," Taylor told Yuckyy Ewwy.
Then they started making out infront of Elena. Elena walked over to them and smacked them both. "PDA!" She screamed. Then Taylor took out a knife and told Yuckyy Ewwy to go upstairs or she would cut a piece of paper!
They went upstairs and did stuff (*wink wink*). Then Elena came in and killed Yuckyy Ewwy.
"Mission Accomplished!" She yelled and ran out of the house.
*A mont later...*
Taylor was pregnant with Yuckyy Ewwy's baby.
