Things that landed Frank on the naughty list
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1985 age 6
Opened up everyone's gifts so when they came down on Christmas morning all the gifts where already unwrapped. Franks dad was not amused to see his smoked sausage and cheese on the floor!
1986 age 7
Put on his scariest Halloween costume and went trick or treating on Christmas Eve. Miss Nestor just shook her head and told Frank to go home before he got sick.
1987 age 8
The year his parents took him to see Santa and he yelled at Santa for being a Halloween thief and punched him in the nose until security removed him and asked his mom not to come back! That was the year they started talking about military school!
1988 age 9
Started singing the Oogie Boogie theme song while he did a bump and grind during his solo for the Christmas program! The nuns had seriously tried talking Father Thomas into performing an exorcism on Frank!
1989 age 10
Tried to cover the town Christmas tree with silly string! Who knew silly string and candles was a bad idea!
1990 age 11
Rigged up a tape recorder in his church so that during the Christmas program it started and all you could hear is Vincent Price reciting the opening he did in Michael Jacksons thriller video! The priest still had him in the front pew so he could keep an eye on him!
1991 age 12
He saved his coal for 5 years so he could put it in everyone else's stockings and putting their stuff in his! Yeah, they didn't think It was so funny then!
1992 age 13
Showed his 6-8 yr old cousins the movie krampus right before Christmas! Three of them started peeing the bed again worried about how bad they had been all year!
1993 age 14
Replaced the chocolate with exlax in his moms fudge recipe! Now people ask his mom to please leave her wonderful fudge at home!
1994 age 15
Used a potato launcher to launch year old fruit cake at the Christmas Carolers it was the year of the drive by fruit caking! Watching them dive headfirst into the bushes had Frank laughing for days!
1994 age 15
He stole the baby Jesus from the nativity scene and replaced it with a chucky doll and the wise men with ghosts! Ok, so maybe that was taking it a bit too far, but nothing he could do about that now!
1995 age 16
Put loaded mouse traps in everyone's stockings! He didn't know his uncle suffered from brittle bones!
1995 age 16
Put a firecracker into the Christmas turkey and lit the fuse! They where still finding pieces of turkey and stuffing 6 months later!
1996 age 17
Went to the stores during the Christmas Holliday and demanded they help him find a costume for Halloween and threatening to tell the manager if they didn't help him. The poor sales clerk didn't know how to respond to that, especially after the lecture he got last week about the customer always being right! Poor Patrick had gone to the storage room probably never to be seen again frank assumed right up until he came back with the coolest costume frank had seen in a long time!
1996 age 17
Snuck over to Mr Hendricks house and replaced all his Christmas decorations with a zombie apocalypse on Christmas Eve. It wouldn't have been so bad if Mr Hendricks wasn't blind as a bat. The poor man ended up calling 911 hysterically to report a the dead body's on his front lawn!
1997 age 18
Made a snowman massacre, complete with red snow and dismembered reindeer in his front yard! The Christmas lights tour decided to skip his street after that year!
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Santas Sack (complete)
FanfictionMarry Christmas Two simple words meant to wish good cheer but all frank could do was feel nothing but a bitter loathing for them and everything they represented to him. On top of all that he finds out he's betrothed to some guy he never met, and no...
