Santas Sack (complete)

Talking is good

Once they got to Linda's house Frank was nervous because he's never brought a guy home before let alone someone he may or may not be spending the rest of his life with. But Gerard just gave his hand a squeeze, opened the door like he lived there and walked right in.

Linda came over and gave Frank a big hug and kiss before turning and doing the same to Gerard. "Gerard sweety it's so nice to see you again " she smiled before turning to Frank "listen frank I know you have a lot of questions but let's all have breakfast first then we can talk ok honey" and with that she led them into the kitchen. Frank was kind of in a daze why was his mom so friendly with Gerard and acting like they where old friends.

They all sat down to eat and Linda talked about the church service and mentioned that the nuns and Father Thomas had asked about Frank wondering how he was doing. "Probably still planing that exorcism" Frank chuckled remembering the song and dance he had done. Linda and Gerard started laughing "you looked so cute though" Gerard laughed wiping the tears from his face. Frank just looked at his mom and wondered how Gerard knew about that because it was still to unreal to believe that Gerard was who he said he was.

He was so lost in watching Gerard that he was snapped out of his thoughts when Gerard called his name "ah what could you repeat that" he asked a blush staining his cheeks. "Your mom asked if you where done eating" Gerard repeated. Frank blushed bright red "oh ya thanks for breakfast mom" he mumbled as he stood to collect the dishes.

"Why don't you go in and get comfortable while I finish these dishes dear, and Gerard you know where the photo albums are" Linda's said waving her hand towards the front room. "Oh god no please mom not that" Frank half begged half groaned. Linda just chuckled " honey it's nothing he hasn't seen before" she said with a roll of her eyes. "what what do you mean" frank stammered. "I have copy's at home Frankie besides it's just us" Gerard said trying to reassure frank.

Soon they where sitting on the love-seat with a photo album on Gerards lap while looking at pictures of frank drooling all over the place. "Hay Gerard wanna come see my room my moms kept it just as it was sence I moved out" he said trying to distract Gerard from what he knew was coming up. "Hold on Frankie I love this next picture of you it's just so adorable" Gerard said with a giggle.

Frank suppressed a groan and then there it was the picture, the one nobody wants anyone to see but for some reason parents just have to take. Yep that's right lady's and gentlemen there was Frank and his naked ass laying on a bear skinned rug and him smiling like an imp for the camera. Soon Linda was joining them with coffee and cooing right along with Gerard over the tiny birthmark on his left butt cheek.

But then of course it had to get worse because the next bunch of pictures where of Frank in the tub. God was this embarrassing and why weren't there enough bubbles in that tub. The next few minutes where some of the most embarrassing of Franks life as he watched his mom and Gerard go through page after page.

Frank got up to use the bathroom and when he came back he decided to sit in the chair next to the love-seat and just think about the last few hours. Soon he was feeling like an idiot because it was right there in front of him. "So mom how long has this been going on" he asked looking from her to Gerard. "Since you where born" his mom answered with a confused look on her face. Soon her and Gerard where back to talking about his most embarrassing moments like he wasn't there and he was starting to get mad feeling like he'd been played.

As Frank thought the madder he became. Was this all a big joke to get back at him for all his bad behavior and pranks. Did she really want him gone bad enough to concoct a engagement story? He stood up "I don't believe this"he yelled causing both his mother and that red headed fraud to jump in shock. "Believe what sweetheart" his mom asked a surprised look on her face. "What's going on Frankie" Gerard asked reaching for Franks hand to pull him back down next to him.

"You almost had me, god you must think I'm so stupid!" He yelled jerking his hand away. "What" Gerard and Linda both started to say but Frank cut them off "just save it, I can't believe you'd do this to me" he ranted while they still didn't know what to think. "Who was that old lady at my house, or was that a trick did you drug me" he accused. Gerard physically flinched and looked like he was ready to cry. "Frank sit your ass down and stop screaming in my damn house" his mom yelled.

Frank froze, his mom never cussed at him not even when he really acted bad so he sat down. "Now Frank I know this is a lot to take in but I'm really hurt that you think I'd stoop to such trickery" linda said and Frank could tell she was trying really hard not to yell. "The fact is I am an elf and you my son are half elf that is just how it is." She pressed her hand to his cheek "Now I know you have questions so let's get them out of the way so you and Gerard can get busy making me some grandbabys!" She said with a genial smile before sitting back down.

Gerard had been quiet this whole time and Frank finally glanced at him only to see the cheerful look gone from Gerards face. Instead his eyes glittered with unshed tears that ripped at Franks heart. He felt like he had been punched in the stomach "Omg Gerard I'm so sorry this is just so hard to believe but please don't cry" Frank begged going over to sit next to Gerard and hugged him close as tears streamed brown both their faces. "Frankie I could never trick you like that and I'd never drug you. You own my heart already please believe me!" Frank just held him and nodded.

Frank took a deep breath and knew he couldn't just sit there anymore and not talk so he turned towards his mom and took Gerards hand as much for Gerards comfort as his own. "Mom, I guess I just don't understand why didn't you ever tell me, especially when you knew how much I hate Christmas" at this Gerard winced Frank gave his hand a reassuring little squeeze.

"When we left Blizzard we agreed not to talk about it because we couldn't risqué people finding out and you didn't always hate Christmas that came a little later, " she said, glancing at Gerard "and by then I was worried you wouldn't believe me or wouldn't handle it well. Plus, you were always so sick because being part elf living in warmer climates and some human foods don't work well with your metabolism I was worried you'd resent me" she spoke her voice a whisper now tears running down her face.

"I gave everything up to marry your dad, but when we got divorced i staid so you could be close to your dad and grandpa." Frank let go of Gerard and pulled his mom into his arms hugging her as tight as he could "I love you mom, please know that I love you and I'm so so sorry you are the best mom ever" he whispered kissing her cheek, his eyes overflowing with the tears her heartbreaking words caused. "So were elves does that mean we have to be full of cheer he asked, trying to make her smile " because I gotta tell you I don't know if I can do that and I really can't see me rocking green tights"

Frank had lots of questions and they talked for hours, but soon it was time to leave. Frank realized he wanted to be with Gerard but when he found out he would be living in Christmas hell he bulked because Gerard or no Gerard he couldn't just change how he felt. But after much talking, he agreed to give it a shot so they packed up a bag for him and grabbed Sweet Pea before hopping into the sleigh (Gerards Gramma had sent it back) then they were off with Gerard promising elf movers would pack his stuff and have it at their new home tomorrow.