Santas Sack (complete)

Marry Christmas
Two simple words meant to wish good cheer but all frank could do was feel nothing but a bitter loathing for them and everything they represented to him. On top of all that he finds out he's betrothed to some guy he never met, and now at 4 am some asshole is coming down his chimney probably to steal his tv and maybe vomit more Christmas crap all over his crappy apartment!