Making A Final Comeback

Terrell

I walked into the classroom and as always niggas straight sizing a bitch like omggg!
I was so ready for one of them to try me. But anyways as always the girls wanna be buddy buddy. I ain't too much friendly. But something about kaienne made me wanna hang with her. Besides her being fine as hell.. Making me wanna go straight.
Just kidding I like dick. You feel what I'm saying? I like what you like. unless your a straight guy. Than sorry lmfao.

   I sit into my seat and pull out my phone automatically. new year same me problem? These teachers know not to fuck with teetee. As I pull things out of my bookbag I notice someone sizing me. I mean he was fine and all but he look straight but most of these Jacksonville niggas are down low. I wouldn't be surprised.
I put on my strawberry lip balm. Feeling like the baddest bitch to ever hit west side high school.

The teachers come in and welcome herself. I didn't care much I met this hoe last year. Sooo emotional.
Last time I seen her she was crying cause her husband divorced her for another woman. But dammmmmn baby its yo fault yo pussy should've been better. I feel bad for poor dude. If I would've put this pussy on his sideburns he wouldn't be going nowhere you feel me?

   As I'm looking a girl comes and sits right next to me. Smelling like ass!! Hoe I did not get up smelling like a beyonce collection to be sitting next to shrek. She leans over and whispers
"You cute" and yunno me I had to put her in her place.

"And you not wit yo funky vagina having ass , ooo bitch!" I said moving myself to the other side of the class.

"Excuse me Terrell. That was very rude of you apologize or your going straight to the front office immediately and having your parents called." Said Mrs.Porsche

" Okaay! Send me then da fuck, you hoes stank anyway... call them hoe I'm grown." I replied

"Terrell leave" she pushed

"TOODLES BITCH!!!" I said walking out.

My first fuckin day back and im already in trouble cause hoes wanna be stank and friendly.

How am I going to get through this year without slapping a hoe?