Gay Alert

#SEXYKELTON

(We're going to pretend that Kelton isn't going to get accused of copying Mark)

"What should I make a video on?" Kelton thought out loud. Just then, Markiplier posted a video. As he was watching the video, Kelton realized that it was the sexiest video ever on YouTube, but he thought he could out-sexy Mark. Kelton set up his lights and camera in the kitchen, getting ready to make the sexiest video ever.
He tried to mimic Mark's video as accurately as he could.
Kelton turned on the camera and lights, called his friends over, then went outside of his apartment. His friends, Gina and Adam, sat on the couch in the living room, which looked out into the kitchen. Kelton had told Gina and Adam what to do before he walked out of the apartment.

(A/N If you don't want to read about the video, then skip ahead to the next bolded A/N. It's a lot to read, and I know most people already saw the #SEXYMARK video already)

"Do you think Kelton has been acting a bit weird recently?" Gina asked Adam, starting off the skit.
"What do ya mean?" Adam asked. Just then, Kelton strutted into the apartment. Once he was inside, Kelton threw his jacket to the side. He slowly and sensually took off his shirt, letting it fall to the floor, revealing his sexy abs.
Kelton's abs were sexier than Mark's abs. Kelton's abs were golden brown, which instantly made them look better than Mark's pale abs.
Kelton's sexiness:

Kelton used his telekinetic powers to lift a pink robe from the ground and onto himself. Kelton pulled on the robe, feeling the soft fabric slide onto his skin. He loosely tied the two sides together, making sure most of his chest was exposed.
"See? You seriously didn't notice that whole thing right there?" Gina asked Adam, trying to prove her point.
"What? He was just getting into something more comfortable," Adam said, defending his friend.
"But it's the way he did it." Gina said, pointing to Kelton once again.
Kelton had opened the fridge, looking for something. He shook his head a bit, making his semi-long hair lusciously swing around. He grabbed the pancake batter out of the fridge and kissed it.
"That! That right there! The sexy thing." Gina said, her voice getting slightly louder than before.
"I don't see what you're seeing, honestly." Adam said.
"Just... Look!" Gina said, once again pointing to Kelton. Adam turned his head back in Kelton's direction. Kelton poured some of the pancake batter into a pan and sexually made some pancakes (don't ask how). He flipped the pancakes into the air, each of them landing perfectly back on the pan.
The video cut to Kelton holding open his robe to show his chest more, if that's even possible. He started pouring the pancake batter onto his exposed chest, the batter running slowly down his chest to his abs. Kelton also poured some of the batter onto his chin, causing the batter to splash to the ground. Once he used up all the pancake batter, he threw the container to the side. He started rubbing the batter around on his chest, the pancake batter blending in with the color of his skin (Yes, I'm comparing your skin tone to pancake batter, Kelton). Kelton sexually looked directly at the camera, his hair flowing in the wind (because there's obviously wind inside the apartment).
"Hey, Kelton. Uh, you spilled a little on the ground there. I mean, don't worry," Adam said to Kelton, even though Kelton probably wasn't listening.
"No, he poured it onto himself sexually!" Gina said, trying to state the obvious.
"You know what, lesbian, that's how you see it," Adam said, not seeing what Gina saw.
"He's doing it intentionally!" Gina said, once again pointing to Kelton. Kelton had already put the pancakes onto a plate along with some butter. He started sexually licking his lips while pouring some syrup onto the pancakes, then pouring some into his mouth. He picked up a pancake and moved it up his abs to his mouth and took a bite out of the pancake.
"Kelton, stop" Gina said, referring to all the sexually things Kelton did.
"You know what, lesbian, you stop." Adam said, pointing to his lesbian friend and raising his voice. "Look, he's being a nice friend and making us breakfast and you're turning this into some perverted fantasy thing."
"Well, I see Kelton trying to make us eat his pancakes... sexually" Gina told Adam.
"He can do whatever he wants. Now you get these little fantasies, these sexual perverted fantasies, out of your head. Because he's just acting like a normal guy," Adam said, defending Kelton. "You're the pervert; you're sexualizing this. Now leave him alone. And leave me alone because my favorite show is on, let me watch it." Adam sighed at the end and turned back to the T.V.
Kelton went up to Adam and started humping the air near Adam's face. Adam continued to look ahead, and was now looking directly at Kelton's crotch. Gina looked between both of them, confused, before getting up and walking out of the apartment.

(A/N You should start reading again if you skipped reading about the video) (Oh yeah, timeskip to when Kelton's editing the video)

"Finally, done editing the video. I can tell this is going to be a good one," Kelton said. Once the video was uploaded, comments started pouring in. Most of them were fangirls, fanboys, and multiple people trying to get the succ. Eventually, the video became #8 on the trending page of Youtube.