REINCARNATION~A Listless Dukes Daughter That loves Sweets

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Recap:

Old Man [ The world you reincarnated into is not just any world. You reincarnated into the exact mirror world of the otome game you call "Vampire Throb"]  

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The spoon of cake that was coming towards my mouth stopped in an instant. All the blood drained from my face and in a frail voice I questioned...

[ I am not the heroine right?]

I don't think I could handle all of that. A bunch of bishies stalking me would be super annoying, I would even have to watch my diet... after all who would want a out of shape heroine. To add on all the bullying that comes with it... is eating sweets even worth it Ah~ i'm spiraling into despair. Interrupting my depressing thoughts was the god who spoke with a cheerful voice

Old Man [ Nope you are not the heroine]

Really, my eyes glimmered with hope. Maybe I am just a side character in the story. Better yet maybe I could just be a village girl...Nuuu~ but judging from the handsome man I should hope for a wealthy merchants daughter. Yup a wealthy merchants daughter that has nothing to do with the story line and is home schooled, but is rich enough to have good desserts. But this cruel god crushed my perfect hopes.

Old Man [Nope you certainly are not the heroine, instead you are the villainess of the game, your new name is Liliane Roke. You have the fabulous status of a dukes daughter]

After the old man finished saying this and puffed out his chest. He looked at me with a face that said "I DID GOOD RIGHT", if he had a tail it would wagging... in normal circumstances I would be laughing. But no I was certainly NOT amused... does this guy know what he has done.

[fufuuf...puhhhaapupPUHAFUUHA-]

Oops sorry for the weird laughter I am just preparing to kill this old man. I picked up the butter knife and slowly let my killing intent release.

Old Man [*sweatdrop* wha-what are you doing haha... ha]

I walked around the table dragging the knife along making a lovely screeching sound

[Do you know the two and only endings for this Liliane Roke in this otome game that you reincarnated me into]

Old Man [ no... I never made it to the end of the game]

[ HEEEEEE~ so what made you think that I should reincarnate as this esteemed dukes daughter ]

Old Man [ sh-she uh she had...]

[JUST SPIT IT OUT]

Old Man [SH-SHE HAD BIG BOOBS!]

...

Are you kidding me. I reincarnated into her because of her chest size. But it is a pretty funny reason, to be reincarnated into a villainess because a perverted god likes big boobs.

[...fufuHaFUFUFUHWA...I really cant be angry at you~]

Hahh~ I feel like I over react sometimes lets be calm from now on and ignore everything that will annoy me ( Though she didn't know it yet this was the makings of her denseness)The old man who up until recently was peeing his pants looked up at me with a shimmer of hope in his eyes. Haaa~ really even if it was a perverted reason I still get a chance at eating desserts again, well let's explain it to this hopeless god(I only remembered her endings because of that certain otaku friend told me about her endings and also because I thought they were pretty cruel and disturbing).

[ Haa~ in all of the routes that the heroine goes on Liliane will always get in her way, for reasons of discrimination, status, and jealousy. Liliane in all the routes has only two endings. If the heroine gets the bad ending then Liliane will attack or kill the heroine. Her punishment will be living in jail and surviving by eating rat's and roaches or her family's house falls into ruin. If the heroine get the good ending then Liliane will be either executed, burned on a stake, or stoned to death for her crimes against the heroine. Neee~ isn't it amazing how I remembered all this.]   

Despite saying all this calmly the old man had a face of pure terror, how satisfying. Eh~maybe im a sadist?

Old Man [ i *hic* am so so*hic*rry becuase of my small*hic* amount of knowledge your*hic* gonna have to eat rats...UUWWWAAAAAHHH.]

I let the old man cry for a good three minutes until it got disturbing. Yuck he is an ugly crier, there is snot flying everywhere... hahh~ let's stop him.

[ It is going to be me controlling my new body right?]

Old Man [ *hic* yes you*hic* will.]

[ Then I don't necessarily have to go down the same routes as the original Liliane Roke from the game right? Since I am in control of this new body.]

...

The Old Man's tears were sucked back up into his eyes as if they were never there and the despair in his eyes were replaced with hope. Do mood swings become more often the older you get?  My rude thought's were disturbed when suddenly he cupped my hands into his and looked at me

Old Man [ So you forgive me right, your okay with reincarnating as Liliane right!]

When he looks at me with those pleading eyes I really wonder, is he really a god?

[ Hahhh~ yes it's okay ]

As soon as I said those words my body began to turn into light particles and I knew I was returning to my new body. Oh well I really wanted a bit more cake

[ I will make the best out of my new world and new body. I will enjoy all the tasty food this new world has to offer. Hmm~ I wonder how blood will taste]

I smiled unconsciously at my future, I cant wait to taste all types of new foods. I certainly won't go towards the destruction end, that would involve no desserts. So while thinking these thoughts my body completely faded. 

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God's POV    

That girl is interesting I should keep an eye on her.

[ Let's see what she will do in the future, maybe her reincarnating her into my world was not such a bad thing ]

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