REINCARNATION~A Listless Dukes Daughter That loves Sweets

Sitting with God-sama and having Sweets

I was sitting in darkness... just dark. I looked down and saw no body, I kept looking around this dark area but I could not move an inch. Is this hell but where in the fire? Well I hope that hell has some good cake.

Time passed and passed. How long have I been here? Months, days, maybe even a year. I don't know for some reason I cant grasp time in this place... hmm maybe this really is hell. I really am craving some sweets right now.

More and more time passed. With each passing day I grew more irritated. I'm pretty sure that by know the air that filled the space  around me fell below zero degrees. Now I'm getting ticked off. Maybe hell is different for everyone because for me I would rather burn in flames rather than live a life without sweets. It seems that going through so much time without sweets has taken a heavy hit on my mind.

"I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED ONCE AGAIN I WANT TO HAVE SWEETS!!!" I screamed aloud. There was a burning desire no... an obsession. I needed sweets, I would never let anyone take them away from me. Sweets is my one and only strength and weakness. I would get strong and forever protect her rights to eat sweets no one would be able to take it away from her again! As I sunk in the misery of having no sweets warm light began to surround me, but what appeared in front me was was shocking...

An old man with a long beard sat in a dogeza with sweets set out in rows front of me on a table like some sort of offering and loudly shouted "FORGIVE ME!!!".

I  looked at the old man and said in a singing voice "Who are you~?"...Even though I already got a pretty good idea at who this old man is. But I continued to smile innocently it seemed that he didn't notice the cold glint in my eyes that left as soon as quickly that it appeared. The old man faced up at me and smiled in relief... hmm he thought I forgave him of depriving me of sweets. I inwardly chuckled at this old man: how naive.

He puffed his chest out and said proudly "I am the amazing Kami-sama that the puny humans worship".

I asked in a singing tune "Kami sama nee~ why was I in that dark place for so long~".

He responded smiling "I forgot to talk with you due to paperwork"(Writer: I would have flipped so hard (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻).

Both(...)

My smile faded as I walked towards the shivering God.

Probably realizing the approaching danger he got up and began to run screaming loudly "UWAAAAHH" and ran. I chased him around in this white room with a butter knife that was on the sweets table. He screamed loudly so it was easy to find him in this seemingly never ending white space. I steadily chased him as he ran around like a mad man trying to escape my murderous gaze. THIS PIECE OF TRASH WAS THE ONE WHO MADE ME GO THROUGH THAT!!!

After running after each other for a good hour we both finally got tired and were breathing shallowly as I glared at the cowardly God.

He sat down behind the sweets table as if it would protect his body from a certain butter knife that could stab him at any moment.

He opened his mouth slowly and said "T.R.U.C.E" I glared at him but nodded in agreement and sat down on the opposite side of the table full of sweets. I eyed the sweets(After all sweets help fatigue) and finally decided on a strawberry custard. I picked up the spoon and dug in. NMMMM~this is so yummy, I want more. So I did take more. After my tenth strawberry custard and the start of my tenth the cowardly God decided to speak.

He shifted side to side like a maiden in love and said timidly "...may i explain..." His disturbing behavior ruined my appetite *sigh*. The sweets have put me in a better mood so I suppose I will listen to him. I put down the custard in my hand grudgingly and stare at him. 

I utter one word curtly "Speak". The god's face beams and he begins to explain the circumstances of my death. He said that one of his subordinates whom which is now fired saw how unmotivated I was and decided to prank me. Which is a violation of the rules pertaining to the angels job. The mischievous angel made a pebble appear in front of me and it was only supposed to make me trip but it did so much more. It killed me, oh and if you were wondering right now the reason that I am talking to this God is because he is keeping my soul materialized. My soul should have went *POOF* when I died but instead I was sitting here talking with Kami sama having pudding.

As I swallowed some more pudding and I tilted my head asked the old man " Okay so I know why I died but why am I here?" If what he said is true I should be sprouting angel or demon wings right about now. 

The old man smiled and said "Would you like to reincarnate?"

"Sure" I replied quickly as I shoved another spoon of pudding in my mouth.

The god looked at me in surprise he said "You don't really care do you...*sigh*"

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With a dead serious face I asked "Will there be sweets in this new world".

The god freezes but then laughs aloud "HA HA HA very good... there will most definitely be sweets in this world you will reincarnate into, it's a world that you are familiar with..."I stared at the gods mysterious smile for a while and then I just sighed.

I said in a care free tone "Get on with it".

The old man raised his hand towards me and a warm light flew out and engulfed me.I slowly began to vanish into light particles.

I smile with an impish smile towards the God and say calmly " See you later Jii-san~" *･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After I left God was still in the empty space

GOD: Hah... she really is too carefree. She will probably need a lot of strength to survive as the interesting role she is being reincarnated as. After all she will be in the otome game "Vampire Throb"...neee~ I am quite fond of her! Yep let's make her overpowered

tehepero｡･:*:･ﾟ★