yuri on ice headcanons {completed}

book club

once, sala thought it'd be a great idea to hold a book club with all the figure skaters, male and female. what was supposed to be a gentle bonding session where they could find common ground turned into a mess.

there were only two girls, she and mila, and michele acted like a rabid dog in front of her but emil still constantly hit on her. yurio and seunggil quite nearly got into a brawl over the interpretation of the book and guanghong ate all the snacks while otabek drank all the coffee. leo couldn't keep up, because he may be mostly fluent in a few of the languages but the garbled slang and profanities began to overwhelm him, and chris just stared at himself in a mirror kissing it and JJ was talking about himself because he literally didn't even read the book ("why would i read the book?" "it's a book club..." "i thought we were here to talk about me!!").

in the background minami sat mortified next to the oblivious puppy also known as viktor while phichit took a panorama and videos capturing all the juicy events. yuuri didn't even make it because he was still jet lagged and sleeping like a baby.