"Hi, this is Pizza Hut how can I-"
"I LOST THE HAMSTER"
"You lost the-
"THE HAMSTER I FUCKING LOST IT WHAT DO I DO"
"Sorry but you-"
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm so dead."
"You are aware that this is Pizza Hut right?"
"I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis I don't have time for Pizza Hut."
"Then why did you call?"
"BECAUSE I LOST THE HAMSTER!"
"That sounds like a you problem."
"Let's turn this 'you problem' to a 'our problem'."
"Sorry but I wasn't the one who lost the hamster."
"But if you-"
"Bye!"
[the call has ended]
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