"Okay so-"
"I'm very busy at the moment so this better be you ordering a fucking pizza or I'm hanging up."
"Woah someone has their panties in a twist."
"Are you going to order or what?"
"Why are you so busy?"
"I work at a pizza shop that's in America.It's always busy."
"Okay well you should have time to talk to your hamster boy."
"I'm going to hang up."
"No! Don't! I need your help."
"Fine. If I get fired because of this I swear I'm going to kill you."
"I will take that threat to heart. Okay so the hamster is still missing but I have an idea. I'm going to go get a hamster look alike. One problem, I forgot what the hamster looks like."
"HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT"
"DONT YELL AT ME"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO HELP YOU IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE DANG THING LOOKS LIKE"
"I DONT KNOW YOU SOUNDED SMART OVER THE PHONE SO I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO"
"OH MY GOD"
"SO WHAT SHOULD I DO"
"YOU ARE SO SCREWED NOT EVEN JESUS CANT HELP YOU"
"YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT THIS"
"IM NOT HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER IM HERE SO YOU CAN ORDER A DAMN PIZZA"
"BUT I DONT WANT A PIZZA I WANT YOUR HELP"
"BYE"
"WAIT NO-"
[the call has ended]
YOU ARE READING
pizza hut
Romance"Hi, this is Pizza Hut how can I-" "I LOST THE HAMSTER" "You lost the- "THE HAMSTER I FUCKING LOST IT WHAT DO I DO"
