"Hello this is Pizza Hut how-"
"Okay so I think I remember what the hamster looks like. Wait. This is a new voice. Who are you?"
"You're the hamster boy."
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"ALEX I BURNT THE PIZZA WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW"
"Wait is that my hamster helper?"
"You mean Winnie?"
"She has a name?"
"No, her parents left her birth certificate blank."
"..."
"Yes, she has a name you idiot!"
"ALEX PLEASE ANSWER ME I HONESTLY DONT- wait who are you talking to?"
"Um no one Win."
"Hey! I'm not nobody!"
"Oh my god it's the hamster guy. Hang up. Hang up now. I cant deal with him at the moment."
"Are you sure Winnie may-"
[the call has ended]
YOU ARE READING
pizza hut
Romance"Hi, this is Pizza Hut how can I-" "I LOST THE HAMSTER" "You lost the- "THE HAMSTER I FUCKING LOST IT WHAT DO I DO"
