"Why do you keep hanging up?"
"Why do you keep calling?"
"Because I need your help with the-"
"Hamster. Yeah I got that part but I'm no help in that situation so why do you keep calling."
"Dylan."
"Pardon me?"
"Dylan."
"What the fuck?"
"It's my name."
"I like hamster boy better."
"I don't."
"Too bad."
"..."
"..."
"Want to go to the pet store with me to find a-"
"No."
[the call has ended]
YOU ARE READING
pizza hut
Romance"Hi, this is Pizza Hut how can I-" "I LOST THE HAMSTER" "You lost the- "THE HAMSTER I FUCKING LOST IT WHAT DO I DO"
