"Hello and this is Pizza Hut. How may I help you on this wonderful day?"
"Alex?"
"Hamster boy?"
"It's Dylan."
"I like hamster boy better. So what do you want this time?"
"Um is Winnie there?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Well unlike you, she has a life outside of this pizza hut."
"Oh so today is her day off."
"No shit sherlock."
"Could you give me her number? Please."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you already annoy her enough."
"But I just want to talk to her."
"Ask her yourself if you want her number that bad."
"But she hates me how-"
"Oh there's a customer here go to go."
"Wait-"
[the call has ended]
"Why does everyone hang up on me? Am I that not lovable?"
YOU ARE READING
pizza hut
Romance"Hi, this is Pizza Hut how can I-" "I LOST THE HAMSTER" "You lost the- "THE HAMSTER I FUCKING LOST IT WHAT DO I DO"
