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and even more crap!

take a shot everytkme i make a spelling mistake

pilx and i were at some department store in japan. lol. not even sure how we got here anyways we r broke shit probably hijacked some MH370 plane and flew here.
" so wat r we doing here u shit " pilx asked me
"fuck you" i snarled "I DONT EVEN KNOW how we got here"
"its not like I WOULD KNOW EITHER" pilz yelled back.
"shut up let me think ur voice is annoying"

"doesnt everybody find it weird that two 12 year olds are in japan without parents and are wearing summer clothes when its winter" pilx whispered not-so-subtly.
"/!.&/@:@3&.&2@.&.@2!" i let out a string of colorful words "SHUT UP"

we walked into some stupid shop because why not haha free country rigt? oh wait thats america sorry lol

pilx gestured at a display of chopsticks. "i stick to you like how these stick to each other."
"cuz youre a leech? yeah makes sense"
she gave me the middle finger. very ladylike.
looking at a stack of bowls, i said "im so good at bowling. too bad you arent a bowling pin. i'd love to knock you over."
"why so savage" pilx pouted. "i'll have my revenge"
"you can try"

we walked 2749 meters till we reached some shop. im lazy 2 weite names sry lol
"oh a fruit shop. how exciting" i said dully.
"i wish you were a doctor so i could keep you away" pilx held up 74 apples. idk how she accomplished that feat and i wouldnt like to know.
i rolled my eyes and stalked off, trying to trick pilx into thinking i was mad. she fell for it. she is dumb.

she panicked and handed me a cup. " im really sorry how can i makecup to you ?"

it was so lame the edges of my mouth were threatening to pull up in a smile but i controlled it and flipped her off.
"im so glad i mat you" she said desperately, stomping a mat aggressively. LOL I was dying inside she looked stupid.

tagging along behind me, she started yelling embarassing cheesy puns. every japanese person in a 100meter radius of us heard it and thought she was performing some demon ritual.
"wood you forgive me? im so sorry" she said, panting so hard her face was red.

"i'LL ONLY LEAF YOU ALONE IF YOU FORGIVE ME" she said, right before tripping over nothing and landing facefirst in a pile of leaves that had just been raked by a cleaner. needless to say, she got scolded LOL

by then i was giggling so hard i sounded like a youtube video that was buffering. wait all youtube videos are like that lol

"stop" i laughed even harder "the cheesy puns" i curled up into a ball and started rolling back and forth like some cat ok what "i wasnt even mad i just wanted to embarrass you"

pilx stared at me and her eyes began to darken. i bet she planning on finding a bear to maul me right there. but then all the fight disappeared from her glare and she just fell back on the ground.
"well at least now i know i have a talent in something"
"and whats that?" i questioned
"making dumb puns on the spot"

"well you only come up with these puns in japan." i halted. "japan more like japun" i said and i wanted to kill myself. "youre influencing me with your stupid puns stop it"

"okay great now can we hitch a ride back on mh370? we've been stuck in the cold for so long i think i got hypothermia again"

"you mean you went through menopause again? youre pretty old"
if looks could kill i would be dead haha bye

im done with this stupid chapter
puns © to wq idk his wattpad username LOL hope y'all had fun reading this i sure as hell didnt

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