take a shot everytime i make a spelljng error
ring ding dong by shinee sytarts to play
i dont mnow what the song even sounds lime
"wake up u ass fucker today is d-day." emi told me. she laughed. she is lame. short sentences for effect catch my drift y'all
"its too early for me to deal with your shit-"
RING DING DONG RING DING DONG RING DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY RING DING DING RING DING DONG RING DONG DONG
"IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY. NEVER. THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM AND YOUR FLAT ASS BETTER FHCKING CATCJ THE WORME" emily was on her period, i deduced.
i gave her the deadliest look that I, an intellectual, could give. sorry it doesnt make sense i kust wnated to input memes into this shitbof a s tory
"why is it d-day today"
"because its time for chilli chillinhotdog and she is the only straight aunt in a relationship with her aunt aunt "
and suddenly it was as of god himself came and blessed me with stuff that god blesses people with because suddenly i had turned imto a bowl of soup and people were calling me frank the fräñk .
dedicated to the only emily in my life 😍😩😚😫🤥😢😫😤😢😫😢😫😫😤 EmilyVanessa6
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