Get a Line On You [Brian Jones]

Love Life

Kind of requested by JohnsGirl11.

I know it's not exactly what you wanted, but I thought starting things off a bit slower might be better then jumping right into it.

Only problem, where do I start exactly?

Hmm... this might be innocent enough:

I'll type it out, because I doubt anyone can read it. (Well I can hardly read it too, some of what I typed out was rather guesswork. So pls don't quote me. 😅)

Brian Jones is probably the most unattached of The Stones. Unspoken-for, but not unwanted. This week in FABULOUS, Brian comes into the open and writes his usual honesty about MY KIND OF GIRL...

"I'm not surprised I haven't tied myself down with my kind of girl yet. After all, how many girls could I find who would make me tea, cook me meals, tidy my house and talk intelligently to me while I sit and watch with my feet up?
I'm very lazy. I like girls who phone up to ask me how I am and come round to the house to help me. I love all that. Love being pampered.

But I keep my relationships with girls casual, I'm wary, because I've been hurt and disappointed a few times. Even when they've loved me, girls have schemed against me... I don't know what goes on in their minds, but I've had the sticky end of that.

I don't think I'll get married for a long, long time. And when I do, I'll have to trust that girl all the way.
One girl in Copenhagen jumped the gun slightly. I took her out a couple of times, then when I left Denmark she told the Press we were engaged. Engaged!

I'm very disengaged at the moment, but you could say I have a girl in every port. Most of my friends are girls. There's only one thing a girl must have for me to like her, and that's long hair. I wear my own hair long, because it seems the natural thing to do.

I like a girl to be completely normal. If she wears make-up, I don't want to see it plastered all over her face. Eye make-up is only attractive when it's subtle. I don't like a girl to be coarse, I want her sweet and demure and feminine. A long-haired, thinking type who can talk music is for me.

Francoise Hardy is my idol girl image. I'm very lucky to know Francoise and her fiancé, Jean-Marie. They're my kind of people.

I don't like to put any girl down. I wouldn't pick holes in a girl or single out something I don't like about the way she looks. But I know what I like in a girl's personality. And I know what I dislike...

Girls who are wrapped up in themselves bore me. Empty-headed types don't interest me. Funny girls annoy me. My car is a Mini- Moke, (A.N. which is actually a really ugly car. Trust me.) and it's pretty open. A girl wouldn't have to worry about her hair being blown about if she came with me. I don't like girls who rush off to make up their faces every five minutes, and girls who giggle embraces me. I always think they're giggling about me.