Guess who's gonna need to use fucking crutches for the next fucking week or two???
ME.
I mean like... I've kinda always wanted to break a leg, but I didn't even do that. Like, I fucking stepped on a big ass pack of fucking thumbtacks on the floor points up and they were all there. I managed to pull them out, but my foot is so goddamn oversensitive than it usually is and I can't fucking walk on my toes cuz I got stabbed everywhere. And I can't even call anyone cuz I don't have a similar card in my phone, mom is at work, I'm alone at home, and if I tried contacting anyone else, I would get in several trouble with gramma for being alone (1), and being out of school (2).
FUCK ME...
