Bijuu guardian

Saiken, the 6 tailed slug

Krista's p.o.v.
"Your telling me that this huge slug is a tailed beast!" I yelled at the cocky jerk of a fox.
"Yep and the laziest." Kurama stayed casually as if it wasn't all that shocking.
"You have got to be kidding me!?" I muttered underneath my breath. The giant slug made a noise that sounds as if he was insulted. Kurama talked to it as if it was natural.
"Well you wouldn't be considered the laziest if ya didn't sleep or do nothing all the time." More gurgles and squeals from the giant slug. Kurama once again answered back and this went on going back and forth for a while. That's until I kicked the damn fox into the lake.
"Oi what the hell was that for?" I glared down at him as he sat in the shallow waters.
"We didn't come here just for you to chit chat with a giant slug we came here-"I paused as someone tapped my shoulder. I looked to see a boy my age wearing weird clothing, he grabbed my hand and kissed kissed it in a princely manner. He looked up at me as I just gave him a "let go or else" face. He didn't but instead brought me closer and pulled me to him. Before anything else happened, I uppercut him sending him laying on his back on the ground 6 ft away.
"Oi are you sure this is him?" I turned to look at Kurama.
"No doubt. That act he pulled definitely confirmed it."
"So he's always like this?" I looked back at the rokubi that was still knocked out on the ground.
"Yeah but I'm surprised that he actually pulled that stunt though."
"Why?"
"He only does that for attractive girls." Kurama explained as I looked at him. I kicked him and left him with his brother as I went back to my room in the hot spring motel to sleep.
Kurama's p.o.v.
     I looked as she walked away towards the hot spring hotel. After she had kicked me I decided not to get up in case she decided that I needed to be hit again.
"You sure know how to pick'em bro." I twitched a bit as I heard the flirts voice.
"And whose fault is it that she's angry in the first place."
"Uh... yours?" I grabbed him by his stupid kimono and pulled him close enough to my face before shoving him away.
"I can't tell what's worse. The fact that your more flirtier than last time I saw you or more annoying."
"Ah come on bro don't be so harsh."
"And now I have to deal with you for another few days until this stupid vacation is over."
"Cool then I can-"
"Don't even think about it you lazy good for nothing! The last time you tried to help you almost blew something up!" The white hair teen rolled his eyes before a grin slipped onto his face.
"Could it be you don't want me near your mate-to-be, heh Kurama?" The slug said it in such a suggestive tone that my face couldn't help but heat up. I elbowed him in the gut before walking off myself. I left the idiot to rot on the lake shore.
"I can see why she left when she did. Mate-to-be my ass! Like I'm gonna fall for a stupid, hot headed, flat chested girl like her!"