Bob is your average idiot he likes to eat pancakes made of tooth paste instead of brushing his teeth but the toothpaste he uses to make the pancakes is... BEER!!! Then there is his friend Jeff he likes star wars but has not seen any movie of it or seen any pictures in fact he does not know what star wars is... DON'T ASK ...Then there is Kevin who lost in a game show when asked what color the
world is he said "IT'S RED!!!" They decided to turn the game show into a truth or dare game and dared him to jump of the stage he has been... recovering ever since.
Bob woke up making his beer pancakes when he sees a tiny toilet robot in his house he takes a dump on top of the robot... the robot explodes half of his butt... Bob yells " STUPID TOILET ROBOT COMPANY TOY STORE!!!!!!!"Bob calls Kevin and comes up with a plan using tiny toilet robots they will get Donald trump to kill a unicorn... Kevin and Bob buy 500 tiny toilet robots and use them to attack Donald trump. The tiny Toilet robots begin to have a mind of there own and kill everything in new York then after 5 years of war the toilet drones finally defeat Donald trump and make him kill a unicorn. But then the toilet robots went after Bob and Kevin because they are minions and shooter there brains. A Frog has Jump Scared You Are you Scared because I am after all why does kermit the frog hate you... Back to the story, Jeff was the only friend left he sued Obama for eating his nose. He never had a nose...
Jeff begins to meet a cat it's name was mittens it was fluffy he asks the cat to marry him mittens slaps him the face jeff dies to be continued...
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DEATHS:A Unicorn,everyone in new York city,Bob,Kevin,Jeff,One tiny toilet robot,Bob's butt,
SURVIVORS:Donald trump,Obama,Mittens,499 Tiny toilet robots,Kermit the frog
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HumorDoomed from the start a group of idiots try to tear apart the corrupted government of a toy store that sells tiny toilet robots.this story intensely grows as Donald trump kills a unicorn.this is a story of pure terror/pure insanity. Warning: Frog Ju...
