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"Yanks, what's up with you? Do you want to eat or not?" I grumbled. "Stupid cat."

Alone and single. With this dumb cat.

"Meow," it growled back.

Meow.

Meow, yourself.

The cat walked away. Again. It jumped onto the armchair in the living room before proceeding to clean its nether regions.

"Fine," I called after it. "I'm leaving the food in the kitchen. I gotta make myself some dinner. If I starve, you starve, you got that?"

Yanks purred contentedly, successfully ignoring me entirely.

"Lovely."

Mac n' cheese, it was.

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