Hiro's pov
So we continued our lunch break and I was dying! Y/n and Chloe seriously need their own tv show.
So Chloe stole all of y/n's gummy bears and ran around the cafeteria like a wild animal. Y/n went after and boy was she fast. She chased Chloe about 4 times and then the teachers saw what was going on and chased after y/n and Chloe.
And y/n ran faster and yelled "you'll never catch me alive copers!!!" So then the teachers gave up.
Chloe was hiding under the tables with this weird face. I found her and snatched the bag from her and she flinched.
I gave them back to y/n who was tired af. Chloe came out and held y/n's head as if she was dying. And by the looks of it, she was.
"Chloe...I see...I see a bright light." Y/n says softly.
Chloe moves her head and blocks out the light. "Better?"
"Yep." She gets up and laughs.
And then the weirdest thing happened. The worst thing a boy could ever imagine.
They started talking about bras.
Oh my lord.I was sitting there awkwardly.
"Well. I donts knows abouts yous but I'm as flat as cardboard and I embrace it!" Chloe said in a weird voice.
I laughed.
"Dude we can see some lumps." Another girls says.
"Bish where?" Y/n said.
"Well. I have a double d." One said.
Then they all look at me.
"Uhhh...I...have tits?" I said awkwardly since I had no idea what to say.
They laughed and I was relieved.
"Which brings my point. Why do dudes have tits?" Y/n asked.
"I don't know! But bring me some male titty milk! Mommas thirsty!" Chloe said.
"What the frick Chloe?" Y/n laughed.
"I have the freedom to say whatever I want! Its called freedom of speech!!!" Chloe yelled.
"Sir! Sir! I need you to calm down!" Y/n said.
"No!"
"Please! Sir! Calm down!"
So I decided to join in. "Senor! Calm your tits!" I said. And Chloe stopped and looked at me.
"I thought we already established this...flat cardboard."
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I Love You....and Food. (Hiro Hamada × Reader)
FanfictionYou. Are 14 year old girl, thought you had your life planned out. Food. Sleep. School. More food. That never changed until you started falling for Hiro Hamada. You thought you loved food. But do you like Hiro?