The Missy Diaries

Fresh Hot Finnish Meat

"Bye Nellie! Have a great day at school!" Missy Lowitz yelled out of her car window to her sister, who she was dropping off at school like any normal day. Missy had to hand roll up her window since she had an old car, and began to drive to the office where she worked.

" Shit." she mumbled, looking at her watch and seeing that it was already half nine. Oh well, hopefully her boss, Jeff, wasn't there yet. She pulled up to the office and shut off the engine to her Ford Bronco.

" Does this car pass inspection?" Her coworker friend Dimitry joked, walking over to her car, followed by four guys she had never seen before in her life.

" Haha, very funny 'Mitry." Missy laughed, hugging Dimitry. " Who are your friends?"

" These are the Dudesons, some guys from Finland that Jeff wanted to meet. Guys, this is Missy, she's really outgoing, and crazy, she knows how to party, and she's honestly one of the coolest chicks you could ever meet." Dimitry put his arm around her waist. "Missy, meet Jukka..."

" Hi beautiful." One in a tan leather jacket said, kissing her hand and making her blush.

" Jarppi..."

" What is up pretty lady?" The chubby one asked.

" Jarno..." Dimitry continued.

The one with a camera just smiled. He seemed nice enough.

" And HP."

" Hi." The one with brown hair and gauges said. Their eyes lingered for a moment before Dimitry snapped them back into reality.

" Hey let's get inside, it's kind of hot out here." Dimitry said before picking up Missy.

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They had been hanging around the offices for about two hours waiting on Jeff to get to the office. Missy, Dimitry, and Knoxville were left to babysit the Dudesons while Chris went on food run.

" So that's an awesome shirt you've got on." Jarppi said slyly, causing Missy to look down at her muscle shirt.

" Yeah, it really is true." Jarno added, still filming.

" Hey guys, I'm sick of waiting for Pontius and Tremaine. We should go to Venice Beach." Dimitry said , his comment going ignored.

" Why does your shirt say' Finnish Guys are Sexy' with an outlay of their flag?" Johnny asked , just noticing it.

" When I bought it , I was thinking specifically about Ville Valo, but i guess it works for other guys too." Missy couldn't help but steal a glance at HP.

" What's happening between you?" Johnny asked waggling his finger at Missy and HP.

" Haista vittu." HP mumbled, only loud enough for the guys to hear. The Finns laughed and everybody else just stared at them.

" We should go hang out on the beach!" Missy yelled with pure excitement , earning agreements.

" I said that like, five minutes ago." Dimitry proclaimed, but this comment also went ignored. " No one ever listens to the Belorussian."

" Whose car we takin' ?" Jarppi asked.

" We should take two , shouldn't we?" Johnny asked, addressing no one.

" We can fit in one, but Miss has to sit in someones lap." They walked outside and stood by Dimitry's car.

" To the beach we go!"