The Missy Diaries

Hell Raising in Hitch Suites

" What do we do now?" Larissa asked. They had been hanging around watching reruns of kinda new shows like 'Mythbusters' and 'Chappelle's Show'.

" I don't know. You guys wanna play stupid games or something?" Robby asked.

" Sure, like what?"Missy questioned.

" I don't know. How about... Pass the Glowstick?" Larissa contributed.

" How do you play that?" Jukka asked.

" So you turn off all the lights, right? Then you put the glowstick in your mouth,and the person next to you has to take it with their mouth and you pass it around the circle. If you drop it though, you have to make out with the person you were passing it to for two minutes. I think you're supposed to feel up the person next to you , though. That's why the lights are off I think." Robby declared gracefully.

" Rissa, you get a glowstick, and I'll hit all the lights , okay?" Missy got up and shuffled over to the light switch.

" Yeah."

" Question? What happened to you guyses other roommate?" Jarppi asked.

" Jesse? Her brother accidentally ran over her sisters leg in his new pickup truck. Talk about incest." Larissa said with no emotion at all. The Finn-boys laughed their asses off.

" Before I turn the lights off, you guys get in a circle, boy girl." They did as they were told an got in a circle going Larissa, Jarno, Robby, Jarppi, Jeremy, HP , and a spot for Missy, in between him and Jukka. Missy quickly shut off all the lights and jumped over to her spot. The only thing that could be seen was the glowstick going around from moth to mouth. Then a shrill scream went out.

" What happened?" Missy asked , flipping the lights back on.

" Jukka just licked my ear!" Larissa yelled, jumping up and running over to the sink. Jukka just laughed.

" Whatever, you liked it." Larissa picked up the soap and pumped the handle furiously onto her ear.

" No I did not! I demand we do something else!"

" Okay, but you're never gonna get the Jukka germs off of you."

" By golly, I've got it!" Larissa squealed.

" What?" Jarno asked.

" We should give you guys makeovers!"

" That's a really good idea!" Robby agreed.

" We should!" Missy proclaimed.

" I'm okay with it, just don't make me look too cheap." Jarppi swished his hair back and forth for effect.

" We won't. Are you in Jerm?" Larissa asked.

" No, I have to study for my philosophy of quantum mechanics class, and I have to write an essay for thermodynamic engineering." Jeremy got up and walked toward the door.

" I have no idea what any of that is." Jarno said, staring at her blankly.

" Yeah, neither do I. The whole class is in Latin." Jeremy closed the door behind her.

" I'm glad I didn't go to college. Leave that to HP."

" What are you studying HP ?" Robby asked.

" I'm studying to become a teacher." HP announced.

" Why a teacher?"

" I love kids. They are so innocent."

" Aw, that's sweet. I oughta introduce you to Claire. You'll definitely change your mind." Missy glowered.