The Missy Diaries

Under the Boardwalk

Missy sat squished in the Honda atop HP's lap. She wiggled around trying to make it less weird. Dimitry was driving , Johnny was in the passengers seat, Jukka was sitting by the backseat passenger window, Jarno sitting next to him, Jarppi was in the opposite middle, and HP and Missy by the window. Missy put her feet up , which happened to stretch all the way to Jukka, across the guys to give HP more leg room.Missy felt something hard press into her thigh , causing her to squeal. The look on his face told her how mortified he was.

" It's okay. Weirder has happened to me." She laid her head in to the crevice of his neck an inhaled deeply.

" What's life like in Finland?" Misty asked, taking in his smell.

" Well ,it's like life here, without the Americans , and we never get arrested."HP stopped and poked her in the forehead.

" What was that for?" Missy asked in a giggly voice.

" I don't know, you have a cute forehead." HP responded.

" Can you guys get a room? Somebody get a blanket or a jacket and throw it over their heads. Let them make out or something, whatever it takes to make them SHUT UP!" Jarppi exclaimed. He had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting right next to them.

" Hold your pants, fat man. There's the beach right there." Jukka said.

" Anyway, who told Pontius we were going to the beach?" Johnny asked. No one answered." Wow , I have to do everything." He called Chris and they had a decent length phone conversation. " He's not coming, but Party Boy is."

" That's nice." Dimitry piped." We're fine as long as he doesn't rub his dong on my food, we're good."

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"That was fun." Jarno said, speaking some of his only words that day.

" Venice Beach is a fun place." Missy responded. Her, HP Jarno, and Johnny were riding back in her old jalopy of a car while everyone else rode back with Dimitry in his van.

" You think Tremaine is back at the office yet?" Johnny asked.

" Probably not.I know him and Steve went drinking last night so he's probably still half shitfaced." Missy answered.

" Well, it's almost four now, so I have to go pick Madison up from school."

" Claire too! What time exactly?"

" 3:42. We should drop the guys off and go pick them up. What hotel are you guys staying at?"

" The Mr. C Beverly Hills. " Jarno answered. " Do you know where that is?"

" Yeah! I'm a waitress in the resturant. We can be there in like twenty." As Missy turned down the Santa Monica Freeway, he phone began to buzz loudly in her lap.

" Johnny? Can you get that for me and see who texted?"

" Yeah. It's Larissa, and she said there's a dorm party at Suite 403 in Dykstra Hall. You can invite whoever you want , she's hosting.It starts at 9. She's got some frats bringing beer."

" Oh really?" Missy had an idea." You Dudesons wanna go to a psycho college party?"

" Sure. I'm in. I know Jukka is, and Jarppi too." Jarno turned and faced HP , who was looking out of the window." HP."

"Oh what? I'm sorry, I was thinking." HP said.

" You wanna go to a frat party later? Jarno, Jukka, and Jarppi are already in."Missy said.

"Yeah! That sounds good. What time?"

" Nine."

" I forgot to ask. Are there gonna be hot chicks there?"Jarno asked.

" Probably, I don't know."

" Is your friend hot?"

" I don't know , I don't rate my friends as hot."

" I'm assuming they're hot. I'll pick you guys up later. How's eight thirty sound?"

" Awesome." Jarno said.

" Cool. I'll pick you up later. I'll see you guys when I come on work duty." Missy pulled up to the front entrance and let the guys out.

" Where do you work?" HP asked.

" Here, dumb nuts!"Johnny said, sounding more like his daughter than himself.

"Bye bye." Jarno said.

" Oh well, see you later." HP said , climbing out of the car.

" Nähdään myöhmmin!"Missy exclaimed, smiling as HP looked back in suprise.