The Missy Diaries

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

" Shh!" Larissa laughed as she and Jarno led their way into Missy's room.

" We're gonna wake up the love birds." Jarno said.

" Wake her up and I'll have Jukka kick you in the putz." She spat sternly and opened the door. It took Jarno everything he had not to giggle behind his camera when he saw HP and Missy. Missy was still asleep, holding his hand , and he had gone from the awkward position he had fallen asleep in , to cuddled up against her , with her head on his shoulder.

" Do we move them before he wakes up, or let them find themselves like that?" He asked quietly.

" I don't know but, sh-shit!" She gasped and ducked behind the chair as HP stirred, waking Missy.

" Jarno, what the f... HP !?" HP woke as soon as his name was called, jumped , and fell out of the small twin sized bed. Upon hearing the commotion, Jarppi and Jukka burst through th door, hitting Larissa in the back, but giving her the escape needed before her friend notice her in the room.

" Nothing happened." HP defended quickly from the dorm room floor.

" Your pants are undone." Jarppi smirked.

" She did that last night but nothing happened." He pushed.

" What the hell?" Missy demanded from the now eight eight people in the room, including the Dudesons, Larissa , three friends they usually let stay after crazy parties, like the one the night before ,and their other roommate Jesse.

" We were gonna tape you sleeping together , but then ou woke up." Jukka explained." We know nothing happened because Jarno explained everything to us."

" Why?"

" Do you remember anything from last night?" Jarno asked with mild concern.

" I remember drinking and hanging out with all you guys. I remember everybody throwing Jukka in the pool in the Courtyard, and someone fell onto me at one point... did that knock me out?" Missy asked hopefully.

" No, you stayed up and kept drinking, then tried to fuck that guy with the camera." Jesse laughed. She was kind of a bitch sometimes. Missy looked up in confusion as Jesse made some joke that got her punched in th arm by their friend Leslie and forced out by Larissa.

" Guys , leave her alone... she had a rough night and is wicked hung over." Larissa sighed from the doorway. This time it was Jarno punching her in the arm.

" I did it again." Missy groaned, burying her face in the pillows.

" No babe, you didn't . Jarno pushed you away, and handed you off to HP , and HP didn't even touch you like that. The only reason you woke up cuddled up to each other was because you were really drunk and passed out holding his hand. If he moved he would wake you up, and he didn't want to wake you up so he he fell asleep all awkwardly posed trying not to do anything to upset you. Well stupidity comes naturally to stupid people when they're asleep, and since he was out cold when he cuddled up to you and you out your head on his shoulder, we can't blame him." Larissa explained with a shrug.

" You know more than they do about this?" Jarno asked with a grin.

" Mmhmm. I know Missy like the back of my hand , and HP isn't the kind of guy to screw his new friend because she's drunk. Well, at least I don't think he is." She nodde and sat down beside Missy, rubbing her back between her shoulder blades." Now go away , Finn- Boys, and let me tend to my sick , puky, broken, hung-over, best friend who has no idea how pitiful she looks right now because she has her hea buried in he pillows like a sea ostrich." She ordered.

" Fuck off Rissa." Missy spat from under her pillow.

" Trying to help , Missy."

" I don't need it. Fuck. Off."

" Don't bitch because ou drank too much."

" Don't treat like I'm so fucked up I can't find my own ass."

" Grab your ass, Missy." Larissa smirked.

" What?"

" Grab. Your. Ass Cheeks." She clarified, struggling not to laugh." Jarno , make sure this is on camera." Missy slowly moved her hand ,but hit the bed beside the demanded body part. " Missy, I regret to inform you that you are too fucked up to find your own ass cheeks!" Larissa squeaked through her laughter, and ran from the room before her friend could hit her.

" Missy , don't worry, you haven't gone back to the life you used to live." HP sighed , patting he on the shoulder lightly.

" I drank so much I don't remember who I tried to hook up with... that's the life I used to live , HP . The difference is you an Jarno didn't do it." She mumbled.

" No , th difference is you are a different person." Jarno corrected. HP decided to leave her when she flipped him off, knowing she wanted privacy. When he walked out of the room , Larissa had Jesse in a headlock while clinging to her back, and she was spinning in a circle trying to free herself. Jarno, Jukka , and one of Missy and Larissa's friends Girl Jeremy were laughing so hard it looked as if they might die, Jeremy's twin sister Robby looking worriedly , and Leslie and Jarppi in the kitchen eating potato chips and talking about Nokia phones and shoes , of all things.

" Is this what we consider normal?" Jarppi asked with a grin to Jarno's camera.

" Fuck Yeah." Jukka laughed.

SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. IM GONNA TRY AND GET A FEW UP TODAY.