What Is This Madness...

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Coiny: It feels strange having long hair... But the joyride was strange too

Everyone: TURN US BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL GENDER

Ice Cube: Hey, at least the admin's not around with new asks and dares...right?

Me: *crashes through the roof on a hanglider* THERE'S NO ESCAPING A CHAPTER

Everyone: *screams like girls*

Me: *uses author powers to shut them up* How's everyone doing, it's been a month since I even touched this book and now I am on a great holiday that's about to end soon *cries* But look on the bright side, Christmas is coming! I wanted to write this on the big day itself, but I don't really have the time and I'm bored with nothing else to do after my holiday schedule. But don't worry, I will post a Christmas Special on Sunday and it's gonna be quite fun!

Snowball: *crosses arms* Are you done speaking?

Me: Yes Mister--no, Madam XP

Snowball: F*ck you

Me: Let's just get straight to the requests *snaps fingers and giant hole on ceiling disappears*

Tennis Ball: Ve~ That's awesome! How did you do that?

Me: I got hold of something called 'author powers', duh. First of, you guys have a current nemesis named ronniethebunny204 who turned you into this state and here's a question from Ronnie:

XD hey peeps how is being your opposite gender like :3

Everyone: WHAT DO YOU THINK

Toadspanish: Well at least Dangan made me stay a boy :)

Me: The power of authors! :D *hi-fives Toadspanish*

Match: You just don't know the pain of being a male, admin

Me: Holy cow Match's not including so many 'likes' in her sentences

Match: It sounds weird since I am a boy, duh

Snowball: OR you could be a prissy boy

Match: .......

Dipper: *hands Match a burn heal*

Me: Okay so @HeyItsPonyYT has a request:

Can Jelly come for literally 55 chapters, she's my recommended character

Gelatin: *pops outta nowhere* And I thought I was the only one in the jelly species here

Me: *sends Gelatin back to his steakhouse* Anyway I'll change it to 20 chapters seeing that 55 chapters is a tad bit too much, and boom, it's on the waiting list. Apologies to @HeyItsPonyYT, I just have too many dares on the ask/dare list

Toadspanish: Now for my dares! *grabs list*

I dare Flower to go & survive on a ship filled with PIRATES!!!!

Flower: P-Pirates? Those are bad guys! I don't want to be anywhere near them!

Me: Uh it's a dare so sorry *teleports Flower on the ship*

~Moments later~

Flower: *comes out shivering* I had to hide... It was horrible!

Blocky: *hugs Flower* It's okay now, at least you're safe!

Flower: *blushes* Thanks for your concern...

Me: FLOCKY!!!! *fangirls*

Toadspanish: I have one more ask...

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