Me: HOLY COW WE HAVE SO MANY ASKS AND DARES!!!!!
Woody: *freaking out in the background*
Needle: Let's start with good ol' dares from ChocoTrashy ! First:
I dare Match to Scream HALLELUJAH FOR 3 chapters straight without saying another kind of word
Match: Like, why?
Me: ITZLIDDAT *zaps Match with lightning*
Match: HALLELUJAH!!
Pencil and Bubble: She's broken (broiken) ! D:
Blocky: *writing on sign* nExT !¡
I DARE EVERY MALE TO WATCH HETALIA (it will explain gayness and history)
All boys: ...we don't like the sound of gayness ._.
Me: OMGFINALLYANOTHERAWESOMEFAVOURITEFANDOMOFMINE *plays Axis Powers all the way to World Twinkle*
~Some moments later~
All boys: *either laughing or gagging*
Me: :3 Movin' on!
Rocky , Spongy n' Woody shall form an alliance for 20 chapters
All 3: Us?
Leafy: Yep!
All 3: K
Leafy: Yay! Next and last dare from ChocoTrashy!
Pen shall be Sanders and Pin to be Clinton
Both: ...what
(Quick A/N: ALL OF YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING HAMILTON AND AMERICAN POLITICAL STUFF I BEG YOUUUUUUU *cries and falls on knees* Ok from now on I will not accept DARES for these things, sorry ;-; Asks like what do you thing about... Is accepted but NOT DARES)
Me: *zaps both with lightning*
Both: VOTE FOR ME IN THE ELECTIONS
Coiny: WHAT. HILARY CLINTON. BERNIE SANDERS *jumps off a cliff**gets revived by HPRC*
Tennis Ball: At least Donald Trump is worse... I think?
Me: *zaps them back* K they're back to normal. Onto the requests by yours truly, Toadspanish !
I dare Teardrop to have the ability to talk for 13 chapters!
Pen: You do know that is impossible right...?
Me: Really? Lemme try *zaps Teardrop with lightning*
Teardrop: .......................
~100000000000 tries later~
Me: IT IS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE *ragequit*
Firey: Alexander Hamilton orders the next dare to be shown!
Match kisses Eraser!!!
Me: *fangirling**zaps Match with lightning temporarily* Eraser's outside btw *pushes her outside*
Eraser: *sitting on a rock reading a book with SnowCat*
Match: Hey Eraser!
Eraser: Hm?
Match: *kisses Eraser*
Eraser: ...! *blushing*
SnowCat: Nya....... 😒 (Why must I see this...?)
*insert phones and cameras and flashes and pictures and fangirling and stuff*
Me: *zaps Match back to HALLELUJAH mode*
Match: HALLELUJAH *a bit annoyed*
Me: *troll face* HAHA THE NEXT ONE IS HILARIOUS
I dare Leafy & Pin to survive stealing Shy Guy's toast! Who can survive the longest though?
Leafy and Pin: OMG WHYYY
Me: *puts them in a maze with Shy Guy and a piece of its toast each* GOOOOOOOO!! *starts stopwatch*
Leafy and Pin: *running like hell with an angry Shy Guy chases them*
~A while later~
Leafy and Pin: *out of the maze**panting heavily*
Me: Let's just say Leafy accidentally fell into one of Shy Guy's deeply dug holes and died. So Pin wins!
Pin: ^·^
Leafy: Good job Pin! *hugs her* Also...
Is Teardrop good at gymnastics?
Teardrop: *thinks**writing on notebook* I will try *does a perfect routine*
Me: I hope that answers your question Toadspanish ! Second ask is...
Who does everyone think will be eliminated in BFDIA 6?
Everyone: Puffball
Me: ._. wow that was quick. Now, YsaDidulo has two dares concerning Inanimate Insanity characters, so I've prepared a couple of magic circles in advance! *reveals them* First off, OJ will be joining us for 8 chapters because...
I dare leafy to become OJ's sibling for 8 chapters
Gundham: *summons OJ into the room using one of the circles*
Me: *zaps Leafy and OJ with lightning*
Leafy: Onii-san!! *hugging OJ*
OJ: S-Sister?
Me: :33 ok next up
I also dare her (as in Leafy) to secretly put an Undertale Frisk cosplay on Paintbrush while it's sleeping then take a picture of it and send it to Nickel
Gundham: *summons PB into the room using the other circle*
Me: *stuffs a sleeping drug into PB's mouth*
Paintbrush: *out cold+sleeping*
Leafy: *cosplays**takes pictures and posts them to Nickel*
~Meanwhile at II2~
Nickel: *receives message on phone* Hm? *sees le random pics* ..........what..........
~Back to us~
Me: *laughing* That was a PRICELESS reaction!
Coiny: ?
Me: Oh wait nevermind
Sonia: Another one of these puns... *sighs*
Me: I need a soda
Kazuichi: Heyyyyyyy
Me: Hmm maybe watch Gangnam Style by PSY too!
Gundham: ............... (A/N: If you don't get it too bad. Sorry if the joke is lame)
Me: Lol. Oh yah, before I forget, Blocky can officially talk now! *zaps Blocky with lightning*
Blocky: Finally. Ask or dare us you b***hes out there
Ask/Dare List
Mysterious Eraser: 12/40
Humanised Objects: 12/40
Mute Blocky: 10/10
Firey Hamilton And Coiny Burr: 7/20
SnowCat And Caretaker Eraser: 4/5
KazuSonDam: 4/5
Coiny's Dress: 2/25
Angelica And Peggy: 2/15
HALLELUJAH: 1/3
RSW Alliance: 1/20
LeafJuice Siblings: 1/8
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