asdfghjkl shipz and craziness

352 4 26
                                    

Blocky: *switches on camera* Yo what time is it?

Pen: IT'S PEN ISLAND TIME

Eraser: *checks watch* Actua--

Snowball: PEN YOU TWAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY MUFFIN OH GOD THIS IS THE 3846292 TAKE WE'VE BEEN FILMING FOR A WEEK KILL ME PLEASE

*awkward silence*

Pen: sOmBoDy kIlL mE

Me: *slides in* AND CUT! Good take boys! That'll be our intro :)

Eraser: ...gotta admit that was nice dude

------------

Me: Alright so as you can see we came up with a brilliant intro hey maybe we should do this for every chapter

Snowball: Nope. I refuse to be your cameraman. Go hire someone else. I haven't slept in days. Goodbye *leaves the room*

Me: ...also we've only took *checks director clipboard* an hour or so to film the intro with 53 takes. Snowball here is just overreacting

Blocky: *is playing the intro again and again* This is coooooooool

Me: MOVING ON! In a few hours--

Golf Ball: More like 3 hours 41 minutes and 14 seconds since you posted the last chapter, about 6 requests or so came in! Make that 18 seconds...

Me: Yes, yes, yes. And some of you can tell, the intro was a reference to a particular show, or movie. So here's the first dare by CandyDonutz, a new requester!

Everyone will react to asdf movie 1-10

Pin: What kind of name is that for a movie?!

Me: Shuddup it's mah fav comedy *plays asdf collection*

*timeskip brought to you by beeping sheep*

Leafy: That Marmite fellow is creepy... he's kind of like a pedophile to me

Match: Relatable

Tennis Ball: Mine turtles are so cuuuuute

Rocky: i liek twainz

Pencil: OMFG ROCKY TALKED

Flower: DID HE JUST

Everyone: OH OH OH OHHHHHHH SNOWBALL GET THE CAMERAAA

Snowball: *five rooms away* FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A CAMERAMAN!!!!!

Needle: Just pointing it out, we should be doing this when Teardrop talks

Bubble: tru

Rocky: *barfs on Spongy*

Me: Welp he's back to normal

Firey: *enters the room* WHAT?!?! I went all the way to Walmart to buy a camera, a horn, 20 packs of Doritos and 20 cans of Mountain Dew and you're telling me he stopped talking?!

Coiny: lol loser

Me: Nevermind, the next dare relates to both Coiny and Firey. It's by CherryGalaxa, another new person:

To Coiny and Firey: React to Firoiny

Coiny and Firey: wait wat NO. NO GOD. NO GOD PLEASE NO

Leafy: That moment when realisation hit them

Ice Cube: *whispers to Bubble* Did Leafy really just say that? That means she probably ships Firoiny. I ship Fireafy ._.

Bubble: *shrugs*

Ask And Dare BFDI!! Where stories live. Discover now