New host, Danganronpa and immature objects

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Me: Alright, hey guys, sorry for not updating here for quite a while. I was busy with my other book, The Despair Reign. It's already at chapter 2, so please go check it out as well!

Leafy: *reading a hardcopy of it* NOOOOO *censored* DIED *censored* TOO WHYYYYYY :(((((

Me: You. Are. Such. A. Spoiler.

Leafy: Oops

Me: Whatever, I can always censor the words. Admin powers

Ice Cube: Can I read it?

Leafy: Of course! You're my ally! Let's read it together! Needle, you can join us too!

Sheeple: Yeah!! *runs over*

Leafy: Oh I forgot she swapped bodies. Nevermind

Needy: Can me and TD join? (A/N: JigglycutieLikesome I changed the names as per your request :> )

Ice Cube: They've got to join!

Me: Oh yeah before this chapter starts who wants to meet a new friend of mine?

Bubble: Moi!!! Oi wanna moit a new froind!

Ruby: Me too! Who is it?

Me: Actually, it's my OC, or original character. That means I created her. I figured after 40 or so chapters, it's time to bring in a new host, because it's impossible to manage so many of you by myself.

Flower: *grabs my collar* ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE IMMATURE?!?!!?!? HOW DARE YOU

Me: No, I'm saying that I need a new assistant, get your facts right, jeez...

Dora: kebqlbfothrbbsvjabdorbelfbdo

Spongy: What did she say?

Book: Hey there's a reading club over there! *points to Leafy and the others* Why am I not invited?

Firey: Because you're WELL-READ hahahahahaha

Book: HEY *snatches Gelatin's freezing potion thing from him and freezes Firey*

Gelatin: Noooo I spent my last ingredients on that!!!!!

Fries: No big deal, just go to the supermarket or something

Gelatin: But like half of the ingredients can't be found there! Such as *listing with his fingers* Grotatoes, yoyleberries, a frozen Firey, a hair from Dora, a stoma scraping from Leafy and a slap from Needy!

Sheeple: *runs over, slaps Gelatin and runs back*

Gelatin: YES I GOT ONE OF 'EM

Fries: OH MY TATER TOTS ALL THESE CAN BE FOUND HERE AND IT'S EASIER TO OBTAIN THAN STUFF FROM THE SUPERMARKET I AM SO DONE WITH YOU

David: Aw, seriously?!

Tennis Ball: *looking at a cloud that looks like Snowball* GB, that looks like a tennis ball!

Golf Ball: No, it looks like a golf ball!

TB: Tennis ball!

GB: Golf ball!

TB: tEnNiS bALL

GB: GoLf BAll

TB: TENNIS BALL

GB: GOLF BALL

Snowball: Look at these idiots

Yellow Face: Anyone wants the last paper slip? It comes with two of Fries' year-old fries, and free dust. $9999999 only come get it!!!!!

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