Barfight of Religion

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We arrived at Occonnell street where the wildboar pub was situated, the air smelt of drunkards and was filled with the sounds of cheering and glasses clanking with eachother. We walked through the doors and a drunk soldier fell into my arms,"Sorry lad, just passin the time in me own way", he went on tumbling all over the place, I looked ahead and saw Me brothers,"William,Mathew!!!!"I shouted in excitement,"I thought you would never come little brother"Said William,"He may be younger but he sure as Celtics is taller than you"Laughed Mathew.
We walked across a sea of drunk men cheering and gambling with the smell of pure tobacco, "Ere, smoke this blowpipe, its yours now mate", Said William as he passed me a small packet of tobacco and a blowpipe,"Thanks mate!" I said happily. We went to sit on the bar stools and ordered three Beers, we drank like there was no tomorrow, We started a religion shooting glass competition,"Us Protistants against ye Catholic"I said with full Confidence,"Youre on Ye little bugger"Said the one young Catholic man,"Three!Two!One!DRINK YE BASTARDS DRINK!!"I downed so much beer that i barely swallowed me first glass,Steven was helping me by uppercuttin the one Catholic so that he spat out his beer, The other Catholic was catching up to me as i just finished the last shot,"YAAAAAHHHHH YOU LITTLE BUGGER,THE PROTISTANTS WIN!!!!!" We were exhausted, One catholic came up to Steven and smashed his fist square in his face, I ran up to the man and smashed a bottle over his face"BARFIGHT!!!!"all Protistants fought the Catholic men instantly, I kicked the man in the Groin and he fell as I upercutted his jaw, just as I was about to Kick him"WHAT IN BUGGERY ARE YOU DOING MEN, YOUR JOB IS NOT TO FIGHT EACHOTHER", We ran out the door and avoided military police, we sprinted to the Dorms and acted as if we came back early so we all dived under our blankets and pretended to be asleep.

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