Lost Souls

Clean my Clothes Private

I awoke to Seargent Birmingham starring at me,"Get up Connolly and get your uniform and gear aswell as your rifle, Go to the R.R town and clean my uniform,"He whispered in my ear,"Yes Searge" I said, I got up and got dressed, I loaded my rifle and grabbed the clothes and set off to The town, I could see the hills And forests lead to a clearing where there was a lake, It would've been beautiful if The weather was sunny and not always Overcast, I walsed to the Uniform cleaning station and a woman caught my eye, "Louise?"I said flabbergasted,"Johnathan?" Said Lousie suprised, She threw her arms around me and kissed me,"What are you doin"I Chuckled,"Just how i say hello in my country"Said Lousie, I never knew that my Crush since childhood would be here, "Why dont you stay at my house for tea"Said Lousi as she led me to her apartment, Lousie doesnt drink tea, I thought to myself,Shes always hated the stuff,She toppled me onto her bed as she undressed
SEVEN HOURS LATER

I awoke naked next to Louise and looked at the time"Shite" I shouted as i dressed, I ran out the door to the training ground for i Knew id missed training sessions, As I arrived I heard the familiar voice start,"WHERE WERE YOU PRIVATE, PERHAPS YOUD LIKE TO EXPLAIN"Shouted Birmingham, I knew there was only one explanation,"I had to go to the long drop sir" I heard the laughter of my fellow men as I Cracked that joke, "ALRIGHT PRIVATE, YOURE ON LONGDROP DUTY, SEEMS AS YOU FIND THE STUFF FUNNY YOU CAN CLEAN OUR SHITE" I knew i had to do this so i did.