Now for the second trap. For this trap you need more bird seed again and a laser tripwire. (Please note: this is just a joke, do not try this trap at home. More importantly, don't sue me if you blow your face off. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
Once you have those, the rest is relatively easy. Put the laser tripwire against something (with the laser being a horizontal line) that you wouldn't mind blowing up. Next, put bird seed near the tripwire on the side of the laser. This part will be very tricky because if you touch the laser you go boom boom. Also, probably bye bye too. You could look for the off switch on the back of the mine before you put the birdseed down but where's the fun in that? After you carefully lay the birdseed down, you are done! Enjoy a dead mocking bird and a big hole in your yard!
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