Hamilton: Eliza, you're the love of my life!
Eliza: Oh, Alexander!
Hamilton: When I think of love I think of the name "Angelica".
Angelica: Um...
Eliza: Wait... what???
Hamilton: Oh shit! I mean John!
Hamilton: No!
Hamilton: Maria!!
Hamilton: or was it Peggy... maybe Cornelia?
Hamilton: Eliza...
Hamilton: Eliza... my love?
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ELIZA HAS LEFT THE GROUPCHAT
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Angelica: You done fucked up, Alexander.
-2 HOURS LATER-
Hamilton: Aaron Burr, sir...
Burr: Why, Alexander, it's the middle of the night.
Hamilton: can I please come over and stay?
Hamilton: Burr?
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BURR HAS LEFT THE GROUPCHAT
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Hamilton: I take that as a no...
Angelica: At least he knows how to say no.
Hamilton: Shut up
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FanfictionBasically how it would be if the cast of Hamilton could've texted each other. CREDITS TO THISE IF I DO USE THERE IDEAS (I will do my best to credit them in the chapters. If you don't want me to post yours, please just message me and I will take it d...
