FAIRY TAIL PLOT TWISTS! (collaboration with nekos_are_awsome)

The Plot twust theory 1.0

Right so, Natsu Dragneel, has 12 letters in his full name. 3 times 4 is 12, three and four also happen to be consecutive numbers, cut can be found in the word consecutive, cut, to cut courgettes, alliteration bruh. Another example of alliteration is sexy smurfs. As we all know, Happy is the king of smurfs and also happens to be Natsu's partner. Happy likes fish, the largest fish caught was a Mekong giant catfish, nobody likes catfishes on the internet. But unfortunately it is very common... What else is on the internet? Well obviously Rule 34, which basically means that everything will eventually be linked to porn. So therefore it's no surprise that... whisk porn.... Right so whisks are used for baking (usually) cake, nope I actually meant ckae. The better and improved version of cake. Now see ckae is an equation: 3+11+(1-5) which equals 11, 11 is known as an angel number. Heaven. Now think. What if we're in limbo, and this is all a simulation created by God or a test, like the Maze Runner. The people who are dying right now have excepted their fate, either subconsciously or consciously and are going to heaven or hell. The people being born right now are the souls of people who had just died in the world of the living... I could go on for ever buuuuuut no. Limbo. Angel beats. Tears. Sea. Water. Narwhals. Kenya. Erased. Time travel. Doctor who. Amy. Weeping Angels. Stone. Rocks. Rock n roll. Music. Drugs. Liquid drugs... Iced tea..

PLOT TWUST! Natsu is iced tea!!!

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Llamacorn: I don't even know what's wrong with you anymore...

Neko-Chan: it's a good theory ok!

Llamacorn: fine....................... now food?

Neko-Chan: TUGIFIGHIFIHFHIFUGFUDYRDUFSFDGIHFCCICIGFFIIGIHCUFUGDDUIFTIETJSWWFXCJJFGGGKHOJPJBHCTEQSFHVKHOJ?!?!???!?!!!??!??!?!