Llamacorn: ok I had a dream... it was hilarious... so now I'm writing about it...
Neko-Chan: so what is it?
~Llamacorn's dream(slightly edited)~
Gray: why am I here?
BTW he is currently in a weird cubic room floating around in nothingness.
Suddenly he is wearing a Neko costume...
Gray: WTF IS THIS?! GET IT OFF ME!
Then 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000........ Juvias come out of nowhere. (Lol Neko-Chan this would be your worst nightmare.)
"GRAY-SAMA!!!!!!" Said all the Juvias
Gray: ok this is worse than fangirls!
Gray runs on air cause dream logic.
He falls off a cliff that comes out of nowhere.
Gray: ok how did I survive that?
BTW at the bottom of the cliff is Natsu dressed up like one of those annoying furby things (that was so 2015.)
Gray: Natsu is that you?
Natsu: (in furbish) hello there Gray.
Gray: what gibberish are you saying I can't understand you!
Natsu:(still in furbish) I'm fine thank you.
Gray: speak English or things are gonna get ugly...
In the background all the Juvias were spying on them.
Natsu:(once again in furbish) there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... girls behind you.
Gray: that's it! I cant take this anymore! chicken make nuggets!
As soon as he said that a lot and I mean a lot of chicken nuggets started flying at Natsu.
~Dream over~
Neko-Chan: and then what happened?
Llamacorn: then I woke up...
Neko-Chan: oh...
Llamacorn: so that's why I decided to dress team Natsu up in costumes today!
Neko-Chan: Lucy that bacon costume really suits you...
Lucy: *red faced* s-shut up!
Llamacorn: where'd Natsu go?
Natsu: I'm here! I'm the Pikachu! And I look awesome...
Gray: why does Natsu au get to wear the cool costumes...
Neko-Chan: c'mon Gray it's not that bad! Now we're twins!
Gray: T-T
Neko-Chan: (T-T)\(^-^)
Llamacorn: hey Wendy come out!
Wendy: no it's embarrassing.. >\\\<
Carla: yeah... why did you dress her in a bunny suit?! It's way too revealing for someone her age!
Neko-Chan: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, whatcha mean? She's like 13 and I started reading smut and lemons two years before
Carla: We didn't need to know that...
Neko chan: I don't care. Ooooooh, look! Laxus!!!!!
Laxus: Why am I dressed up like a fuc-
Llamacorn: Shush child.
Laxus: Why am I dressed up like a duck?
Llamacorn: Did you not read the chapter? *Scary aura appears*
Laxus: So what if I didn't? I'm not even in Team Natsu!!!!!
Llamacorn: You know what to do Neko chan...
Neko chan: Aye! Activate ULTIMATE TABLE FLIPPER!!!!!! ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Llamacorn: *Face palms* That's not what I meant...
Everyone else in the guild: They're even scarier than Erza without strawberry shortcake...
Neko chan: What did you mean?
Llamacorn: The other one...
Neko chan: *Thinks intensely* Oh yeah! ACTIVATE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!! (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)
Laxus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Both authors: Our work is done. See yah next time
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FAIRY TAIL PLOT TWISTS! (collaboration with nekos_are_awsome)
Randoma random idea that 2 people with mental issues came up with randomly in a lunch queue. now we are standing in-between lockers writing this while laughing our heads off. so uh...... yeah enjoy! BTW do not question the book or our weirdness.... ty. ^...
