FAIRY TAIL PLOT TWISTS! (collaboration with nekos_are_awsome)

Hi

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What's shaking Bacon?

I have come to kill you

More like brutally torture you

I don't know, you decide

But you'll get brutally tortured anyway

Because your opinion doesn't matter to me

And I don't care who's gonna miss you

No one is

I think your friends are pretty good at acting

I mean....

They pretended to be your friends

They pretended to laugh with you

And sing with you

But that's in fact all a lie

A horrible lie

Your friends don't like you

Your family would probably disown you

If they have the chance

And also

The cake was a lie

Here's some memes to cheer you up