Omaha Boys Imagines

ranting

Okay this is something different. It's not an imagine or a preference but recently I have so many things to say about these four guys so if you guys agree, comment, and if you don't, comment anyway 

-Ren

Sammy:

Okay so did anyone else see his Halloween costume on Instagram? Cause he was hella hot okay but what's new

Also why is he dating stassiebaby? Okay they're cute together but seriously boy please stay single for the sake of us fan girls (just kidding but not really)

And those dimples though? I've been a sucker for dimples ever since I saw Jack Dail but damn boy you could take a swim in those dimples

Oh and who else misses young fuckboy Sammy with the lipbite cause me too girl me too

And he has like a bunch of tattoos now? Like okay that's kind of hot but what happened to the innocent nerdy Sammy everyone fell in love with? 

Gilinsky:

How hot is this GIF by the way

Why are his eyebrows more on fleek than mine though? He probably shampoos them and conditions them too lmao

And isn't he like 20 years old? Like BOI WHY ARE YOU DATING A 17 YEAR OLD DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL? I'm not judging Madison though cause lets be honest, I'm 16 and if Gilinsky asked me to be his girlfriend, I wouldn't exactly be focusing on the age gap either lmao

But also WHY DOES HE AND MADISON BEER LOOK LIKE SIBLINGS?!?! Am I the only one who thinks that? 

Also am I the only one who literally just realized that both of them are Jewish? That's random af but I didn't know Madison was Jewish until recently not that it matters

And GIRL how good at singing has Gilinsky gotten though? (insert heart eyes emoji) Like in Jack and Jack's first few songs, his voice was auto tuned AF but now he's actually a babe at singing

Nate:

WHY IS HE ALWAYS HIGH

I wasn't really a Nate girl but recently I'm like damn boy when did you get so hot

Anyone else not really a fan of the man bun? Not just on him but on any guys. I don't know why I don't like it but you do you boo

Why is he always around Hayes now? Like boy get your ass away from innocent little Hayes just kidding that kid needs Jesus but still

This has nothing to do with Nate but do you guys remember all of the drama with Carter, Maggie and Hayes? Lmao that shit still makes me laugh

Johnson:

HOW IS THE BOY STILL SINGLE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE?!?!?!

Okay and who else thinks he looks like Newt from the Mazerunner????? (If you like the Maze Runner series or movies you should read my Maze Runner ft. Magcon book called Escape shameless self promo now whoops sorry not sorry why am I becoming Tana Mongeau just kidding I love her)

Why is he so good at rapping?!?!?!?!?!!?! All of my friends are like "seriously a white boy from Nebraska trying to rap just no" but IT DOESN'T MATTER????? HIS BARS ARE FIRE?????

ALL WEEKEND LONG IS MY FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT

If you ever say that Jack Gilinsky is better than Jack Johnson you're dead to me (just kidding but there's a reason my main account is a JJ account)

OKAY BUT DID YOU KNOW JJ HAD A 4.0 GPA IN HIGH SCHOOL LIKE BOY PLEASE DATE ME RIGHT NOW BEING INTELLIGENT IS SO ATTRACTIVE

Anyone else appreciate the fact that he actually cares about world events and politics and tries to bring awareness to social problems via his Twitter and Instagram? Cause me too

Thanks for reading my random ramblings about the guys. I'll be back with some imagines now that on winter break. Stay tuned! -Ren