There once was a sweet lil girl,
They called her Kitten,
On each hand she wore a soft mitten
She would play with yarn, such a cheery youth,
And try to catch butterflies with a twirl;
Playful was the wee bairn; tis the truth.
Carefree and happy was she,
But she kept a secret deep inside
Until someone told the child, bright-eyed,
“I have a gift for you, lil kitty,”
And lo and behold to what her eyes did appear,
But a meow and ball of fur, a puss itty bitty;
And to all’s surprise she started to cry in fear.
“What’s wrong, Kit, my sweet?”
He asked in frank confusion
Almost sure her upset was a delusion.
With watery wide eyes and runny nose,
She confessed her secret in sad defeat;
“I am allergic to cats!” and ran away as red as a rose.
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A Slice of Pie--A Lighthearted Poetry Collection
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