Reality-What's that?

These will be a bunch of totally bad "jokes" I made up for stuff I like. The beginning is some late stuff from Christmas and New Years. This entry is The Hunger Games and Doctor Who. BTW, I'm a Matt Smith fan and I'm pretty sure you'll be able to tell...

-(New name peoples!!) Mrs. Gosling

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Finds a gagged and tied up Finnick under the tree. *looks up* Mom?? How did you know that this is what I wanted??

Mom: *glances at your bedroom walls*

                                                            ★★★

Sisters: Let's stay up late and see Santa

Me: Okay.

(Later)Sisters: Is...is that President Snow?

Me: Knew it. *Already standing with bow and arrow in hand.*

                                                             ★★★

Me: They gave me Gale's heart for Christmas. Ick.

Friends: *sigh* And the very next day, you gave it away??

Me: Yup.

                                                             

                                                           ★★★

New Year's resolution:

1. Stop re-reading The Hunger Games

2. Quit obsessing over toast

3. Quit pretending to catch on fire, because you think it's the latest trend

4. Quit fangirling over Haymitch, the bad example he is

5. Become less of a spaz so that people will talk to you

Friend: *sighs in relief* Finally!!

Me: *laughs* What? You think I made this? My parents gave it to me this morning.

                                                              ★★★

Friend: Ugh. I hate the Hunger Games

Me: Here, I packed some of my famous blue berry pie for lunch. Have a piece.

Friend: Aw, thanks!

                                                              ★★★

How to obsses over Doctor Who:

1. When you see an angel statue, back away slowly without blinking

2. When and if you ever see a police box, do a fangirl scream and find out if today is the day you crash the Tardis

3. Draw a crack on your wall and try very, very hard to hear voices in your head

4. Ask Mom to buy some custard and fish sticks while shopping

5. Wear a fez everywhere

6. Wear bowties everywhere

7. Torture your bedroom walls with the Doctor Who goodness!!

8. Stay inside for days at an end, eating junk food as you stare at Matt Smith kicking Dalek butt and become a total spaz (*rolls eyes* check!)