Hey peoples!! Next entry is (dun dun duuuuuuun!) teachers!!! They actually aren't that bad, I mean they are out there to teach us! Some of them look like they want to give you a cupcake, and others look like they want to laugh at you crying in a corner. But hey, teachers are cool sometimes!! They make school fun!
All of that was a lie, except for the intro and the crying corner thing. Yeah. I know.
-Mrs. Gosling
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Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Well duh, you already know the answers.
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Teacher: You look tired today.
Me: Yeah, I stayed up watching anime.
Teacher: What's that??????
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Me: I forgot it at home, I'm so sorry!
Teacher: That is completely unacceptable.
Me: Yeah. Like you haven't ever forgotten something.
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Why do teachers give us so much homework when they know they'll have to grade it all???
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Me: Oh, hey Mrs. Oliver! *smiles*
Mrs. Oliver: Hi Alessandra, come on in. *smiles sweetly*
Me: Um, by the way, I forgot my homework.
Mrs. Oliver: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! *glowing eyes*
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Teacher: *Walks in five minutes after the bell*
Me: You're late.
Teacher: Oh, we're never late!
Me: *Walks in five minutes after the bell*
Teacher: You're late.
Me: Oh, we're never late!
Teacher: Detention.
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(Ok, my French teacher does this ALL the time and it drives me crazy!)
Teacher on first day of school: *Crunching on a huge bag of chips* Oh yeah, and no eating in the classroom. Maybe a handful of nuts or a bottle of water, but nothing else. I like to watch you starve.
Me: *Brings in a snack of pretzel sticks*
Teacher: I don't think so! See me after class Mrs. (last name that I won't share)! No food in class! How can I be more clear?
~Later~
Teacher: *Having a little coffee shop at her desk*
Me: Yeah, you couldn't be any clearer.
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Trying to take pretzel sticks from Katniss:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Katniss: I've been in The Hunger Games. Is that really a good idea?
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Trying to take pretzel sticks from Peeta:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Peeta: *Mystical powers that be* No, no. Take a deep breath. Relaxing? NOW STUFF YOUR FACE WITH BREAD YOU LITTLE DIRT BAG!
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Trying to take pretzel sticks from Prim:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Prim: *Smiles* That's okay. I packed you a whole lunch cause I know you get hungry. I even brought you some goat cheese...SO EAT YOUR CHEESE AND LEAVE MY SNACK ALONE! *Sniffs*
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Trying to take pretzel sticks from Gale:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Gale: Give. Them. Back. *Deathly glare*
Teacher: *Trembling* I'm-I'm on Team Gale! I promise!
Gale: Oh, okay then. Have a nice day!
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Trying to take pretzel sticks from Haymitch:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Haymitch: *Goes all emo* Don't...come here...lemme pour some boiling water on your face...so I can watch you burn...hahaha....HAHAHAH!
Teacher: EVERYONE RUN! HAYMITCH WENT ALL EMO!
(Nation calls emergency evacuation)
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Trying to take sugar cubes from Finnick:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Finnick: Not cool. Give them back.
Teacher: Will you marry me if I do?
Finnick: No.
Teacher: *Gives them back anyway*
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Trying to take blueberries from Foxface:
Teacher: *Grabs them*
Foxface: Oh yeah, take as many as you want!
Teacher: Such a nice girl!
(Gah, I have to get better into not turning into such a fangirl near the end of these entries!! Next one will be about something SO scary, it'll find you even underneath your bed!! In fact...I would check RIGHT NOW!!)
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