Reality-What's that?

Divergent Fangirling

Hey peoples! Dedicated to the first person to get one right on the "Riddles-What do ya know?" entry! Divergent is coming out THIS FRIDAY!! Yes people, I said it! So excited, so why not make this entry on Divergent?? ;)

-Mrs. Gosling

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Teacher: Mrs. Gosling is the only person who got an F in math today

Me: O-O I am Divergent.

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I would want to be in Dauntless, but I would utterly FAIL the initiation and become factionless. ^_^ Who else?

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*imagining Tobias as my teacher*

I would NEVER leave the school!!

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KEEP CALM AND COUNT TO FOUR

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One choice can scrub you.

DETERGENT

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Me: What's your favorite number?

Friend: Um...I don't know, five?

Me: Hehehe...you chose wrong.

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Who else think that half the girls would die if they were in Abnegation? Remember, Abnegation isn't aloud to look into mirrors.

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I can barely cut an apple in half. How would I ever cut MYSELF at the Choosing Ceremony?

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Me failing to be part of Amity: Hehehe...I picked a pear for you!

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Tris failing to be part of Amity:

Amity person: Here, cut these fruits for the children

Tris: Hacks the fruit to a pulp

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Tobias failing to be part of Amity:

Amity person: No weapons allowed

Tobias: Yeah-no.

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Caleb failing to be part of Amity:

Caleb: The molecular structure of a brain includes connections to the bridge that forms-

Amity people: *turns guns on him*

(Yeah, that bad.)

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Christina failing to be part of Amity:

Amity person: Please leave all the weapons here.

Christina: No! *throws stone at the window*

Amity person: T_T Yeah, that did nothing.

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(And again, Mrs. Prior because, who doesn't love her?)

Expectation of Mrs. Prior abiding in Amity perfectly:

Mrs. Prior: *sunshine lollipops and rainbows*

Amity people: *marveling*

Reality:

Mrs. Prior: *knocks ten people out in one day*

Amity people: *shocked*

Mrs. Prior: What? I used to be in Dauntless. Not so sweet now, right?

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Who else would just cower in a corner during the simulation?

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*joins amity and overdoses on their bread*

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Be very, very, very, quiet...

I'm hunting down Tobias.