Counting My Lucky Stars [BoyxBoy]

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Hey guys! Hope you like this... Barbie Girl was running through my head as I was writing this, so there it is -_- 

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Chapter Uno

“Ah! It has feet!” someone screeched, it was most definitely not me; psh!

“It’s a caterpillar, not a worm, Jay,” my friend laughed as I clung to him.

“I wasn’t talking about the caterpillar! I was talking about Cyndy!” I cried, and swatted at Cyndy in front of me.

She rolled her eyes at my mucho strength and sighed. “Guys don’t find childish acts attractive, Baby Jay,” she told me.

I looked at her in horror and stepped away from Bry. “How dare you challenge my manliness! I’ll have you know that my balls have already –,” I was not able to finish my sentence when a hand covered my mouth. Oh my GAWD! I was going to get raped!

I looked to Cyndy and Bry for help, but no! They didn’t even seem to care! I was going to get raped in my buttocks and they were going to watch it happen. I need better friends! “Calm down Baby Jay; no need to announce the puberty that you’re still going through,” I heard a playful voice in my ear. Oh my God! How did he know I was still going through puberty!? Wait, what? No I wasn’t!

I glared off into the distance and tried to bite down onto the hand the was still covering my mouth. Damn you hand, why, can’t, I, bite, you!? “Are you done trying to be a cannibal?” the voice asked again and I shook my head quickly, muffling a ‘no’ out.

I heard the sigh, and a few minutes later, once I gave up on trying to chew this guys’ hand off, he let go of me and I ran over to Cyndy, hiding behind her. “Rape her first! I’m too cute to have something shoved up my a–,” once again, I was cut off by a knock to the back of my head. Now they’re trying to knock me out so they can rape me while I was unconscious! Oh god, oh god!

“Who gave him the sugar this time?” the same person who was going to rape me asked. I peeked a glance to see the person responsible and smiled.

“Emmie!” I squealed as I rushed over to him and jumped into his arms. I grinned happily at him. “Did you see the guy that was going to rape me!? Cyndy and Bry were just going to watch as someone shoved their dong into my hole! I’m glad you came, you’re the only one I can trust,” I smiled and jumped from his arms and glared at everyone else.

They scoffed at some untold joke and rolled their eyes. “That guy was me, Baby Jay,” he said with an amused smile.

I gasped and stepped back, obviously taken aback by this information. “How dare you! I can’t believe you would do that to my poor bum!” I exclaimed.

He sighed and shook his head before ruffling my blond hair and taking a seat in the grass next to Bry. I huffed and crossed my arms over my chest and glared at him. “Although that sounds oh-so-wonderfully-tempting, I’ll have to pass. You aren’t really my type, short stuff,” he smiled and wrapped his arm around Bry’s shoulders, who immediately blushed.

“Ohh… so you two are together now, huh? So does that mean I can mess around with you two anymore or what?” I asked a little hurt by the thought. I loved to inappropriately grab their buttocks, especially Emmie’s. I mean, have you seen his rear!? Talk about bubble-butt.

“We’re not telling you what to do,” Emmie replied for the both of them.

Let’s give a highlight on my friends here. Emmie’s real name is Emmanuel, he’s Hispanic, and a God at that. Bry’s real name is Bryan, of course. He’s Norwegian, and also a very hot piece of guy. Cyndy’s name is Cyndy; everyone calls her it, and I’m almost positive it’s on her birth certificate as well, but she says it’s Cynthia. Whatever. We were all gay, in both the happy term and the homosexual term. And as cliché as it may sound, we all became friends in the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transsexual club we have in town.

We all go to different schools, except Emmie and I. He’s my BFFF – Best Fucking Faggots Forever! Okay, I’m joking about the whole BFFF thing, but we are besties.

Back to reality! “And by ‘not telling me what to do’ you’re telling me to stay away from your guy’s amazing booties?” I pouted and Emmie rolled his eyes.

“Basically, yeah,” he smiled.

They all laughed at my oh-so-freaking-hilarious facial expression, making me sulk even more. “Oh, go be Emo in a corner,” Cyndy shoved my shoulder.

I gaped at her and turned away from them, wrapping my arms around my knees and bringing them close to my chest before laying my head on my knees. “Oh my god, Baby Jay, I wasn’t being serious,” I heard Cyndy say and I automatically perked up, getting to my feet and bouncing around.

“Can we go to the playground, please, please, please!?" I begged, locking my fingers together in a begging motion as I gave the best puppy dog face in the planet.

Emmie sighed and nodded, getting to his feet and helping Bry to his feet as well. Cyndy rolled her eyes at me and shooed me off. “Go on, little one,” she said and I smiled widely before bouncing off to the swing set.