Avengers x Reader Oneshots

Avengers x Reader

(( this takes place after the fight with Ultron and they all decide to celebrate what little victory they won. You're Natasha's little sister in this one. The song above inspired me to write this.))

You watch all of the hired workers as they set up the new sound system, couch, and tables. Natasha is staring at the wall still. You walk over to her and place your hand on her shoulder, "I'm sure he's fine. He's tougher than Steve's shield."

Her face is still an emotionless sheet but you can tell she's still worried.

"Hey Tony, who's bringing the drinks?" You ask him as he directs where he wants things set up.

Thor walks in with two very large barrels full of liquid. "I believe that would be me, lady (Y/n)." He responds as he sets one barrel down and kisses your knuckles.

You giggle a little bit and he flashes you a smile.

Thor places the barrels on the table and a worker places a bunch of glass cups next to the barrel.

Clint is laying on a couch that the worker are arranging.

"Geez Clint. Give them a break. You weigh as much as a whale." You tell him while laughing a little bit.

He just shrugs it off and continues to put a strain on the poor workers backs.

Soon after everything is set up, the rest of the Avengers excluding Wanda and Bruce are in the room mingling.

The sun starts to set and drinks get passed out. You take one small glass and take a small sip. It's probably the strongest you've ever had. You cough a little and set your drink to the side.

"What even is that?" You wonder aloud.

"That would be Asgardian mead." Thor informs you.

You nod and watch as Tony downs his entire cup in a few swigs. He sets it down and someone he's him another.

"Alright, I have a competition for all of you," he starts, "whoever can drink more than me can take my suit for a run."

Everyone except you and Nat accept the challenge. You two sit to the side watching the men try to beat each other. So far they're all tied up. Thor starts to take the lead but soon starts to feel the affects. Tony downs his fourth cup and wipes his forehead. "Whaz even in this shtuff?" He slurs.

Steve chugs his fifth and sets his down. "Well I'm done." He says as he sits down.

Clint lazily drinks half of his fifth one.

Thor chuckles, "You Midgardian mortals cannot handle the mead can you?"

He drinks his seventh and throws the glass down. It shatters. A maid quickly cleans it up and gets out of the way.

((Play song now for affect))

"Hey Tony... I challenge you to a dance competition." Clint drags out.

"Oh you're on." Tony smirks.

Tony stands and stumbles around for a second and so does Clint.

You and Natasha hold back laughter at the boys' drunken states.

Steve gets up and starts to waltz by himself. Thor shrugs and starts to dance as well.

You pull out your phone and begin to record the entire fiasco.

Agent Coulson jumps in with them.

You snort with laughter.

"Hey! Watch this!" Tony shouts. He starts to twerk.

You and Natasha face palm and laugh.

"No fair!" Clint complains. He begins to twerk and soon it's a mass of superheroes twerking. Even Phil and Thor are going at it. Eventually they all get tired and collapse on the floor.

You and Nat move them to the couch and take a couple of pictures.

Phil is the only one still awake. He rubs his head, "I'm going to my room. Don't speak of this around me please."

The servants turn down the lights and turn the music down as well. You and Nat go to your rooms for the night. You can't stop giggling at the thought of all of them twerking like white girls.

You rewatch the video over and over until you fall asleep.

                 ///extended ending///

Steve is the first to wake up. He looks around very confused. "What happened?..."

"Oh nothing really. You all just had a twerking competition." Nat replies. She had been picking up the trash and things from the floor.

Steve's face goes red.

Clint overheard the conversation a little bit, "Did I win?..." he asks sleepily.

Tony and Thor wake as well.

"Did you win what?" They both ask in unison. They look at each other and shrug.

"A twerking competition." Clint responds.

"No way. I totally won." Tony mumbles.

The grown men continue to bicker over who won for the entire day despite their hangovers.

You eventually wake up and show them the video.

"Huh. I guess Steve won." Clint shrugs.

Steve looks away while praying God to forgive his sins.

(( ok so this is my first one shot book and my first one shot. I just randomly got this idea when I was listening to music and I had to put it on paper. Or I guess more like my phone.

oH ALSO! I don't mean to sound desperate but if you enjoyed this and usually don't comment, please just drop a vote. It helps a little bit. I think that's all for now.

Ciao!

Avery~