One-shots

Slutty little Elf and Sexy Santa

Hoe hoe hoe! It's that time of the year and your least favorite slut writer has decided to give you a present in the form of an update and some very hot smut, I hope you little hoes like this as much as I like my idea for this. I don't know how good it will eventually be but meh hope you like it anyways.

It was Christmas morning and Gerard woke from his slumber in his loving boyfriend's arms. He nuzzled closer to Frank and kept his eyes closed, smiling and thinking how happy he was for having Frank. Then he realized what day it was and his eyes shot open. He attempted to sit up in excitement but Frank's arms were so tightly around him, he couldn't really escape.

"Frank! Honey! Wake up, it's Christmas!" Gerard tried to shake Frank and Frank just groaned and tightened his grip.

"Frankie wake up! It's Christmas! You gotta wake up!" Gerard kept trying.

"I know it's Christmas, and you should understand that it's the time of giving and receiving and right now you're not giving me the amount of sleep which I really should be receiving.." Frank muttered with a craggy morning voice. Gerard huffed.

"Well at least let me go so I can go make us some breakfast." Gerard said and Frank did. Gerard sighed and stomped his way to his walk in closet. He then shuffled to the back, smirking as he got out a very short red skirt that had some white fur on the hem of it. Then a black leather belt, red and green striped corset, which had white fur on the top. Then some black thigh highs, and grater straps with a garter belt. He was wearing red lace panties under his pyjama pants and he smirked, taking the outfit and taking it downstairs with him. Frank was snoring so he didn't see it. Gerard hid it downstairs and went to the kitchen. He plugged his phone into the small speaker he had and started playing Christmas music. Soon around the time that the coffee was done and the pancakes were ready, Frank walked up to Gerard and wrapped his arms around the other from behind him.

"Merry Christmas baby.."Frank said into Gerard's ear. Gerard smiled and turned to face Frank, wrapping his hands around Frank's neck.

"Merry Christmas darling.." Gerard said smiling and they kissed for a few seconds. They ate breakfast and drank coffee. Gerard put the dishes into the sink, rinsed them and put them into the dishwasher.

"What shall we do today?"

Well they ended up cuddling on the couch and watching Christmas movies that were on tv. They ate some crisps and drank soda. Around two or three pm they ate Christmas food. Then they took a nap and when they woke up it was getting six pm. Gerard woke up Frank and they decided it was time to open their presents. Frank had bought Gerard couple of band shirts, some albums by his favourite artists that he didn't already own, a couple of warm hoodies, chocolate and expensive coffee that Gerard loved. Gerard had bought Frank few pairs of boxers, a couple of movies in blu ray which they'd seen in the movies the year before, a leather jacket and some skittles. They smiled and kissed and told each other that they love each other. Then they cleaned up the wrapping paper and put their gifts away, then Frank turned to Gerard.

"I've actually got a few more gifts for yo-"

"I also have one more gift for you.." Gerard said blushing.

"Oh..well um.."

"And it requires a couple minutes for me to um prepare that gift cause I'm pretty sure you'd want to use it immediately when you get it.." Gerard said quickly.