On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two Turkey Terese's
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
and a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five drunken cuties,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeWhat's a Clod?
What's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to getOn the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six Elliot's running,
Five drunken cuties,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming,
Six Elliot's running,
Five golden Forest's,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight Sean's-a-dancing,
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming,
Six Kellin-is a-geese,
Five golden Forest's,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine Lorel's dancing,
Eight Sean's-a-dancing,
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming,
Six Kellin-is a-geese,
Oh, aw-e-aw,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeWhat's a Clod?
What's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to getOn the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten Aio's leaping,
Nine Lorel's dancing,
Eight Sean's-a-dancing,
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming,
Six Kellin-is a-geese,
Five golden Forest's,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven Trey's piping,
Ten Aio's leaping,
Nine Lorel's dancing,
Eight Sean's-a-dancing,
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming,
Six Kellin-is a-geese,
Five golden Forest's,
Four tall idiots,
Three French speaking Joey's,
Two Turkey Terese's,
And a Clod dressed as a pear treeOn the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming!
Eleven Trey's piping!
Ten Aio's leaping!
Nine Lorel's dancing!
Eight Sean's-a-dancing!
Seven Tucker's-a-swimming!
Six Kellin-is a-geese!
Five golden Forest's!
Four tall idiots!
Three French speaking Joey's!
Two Turkey Terese's!
And a Clod dressed as a pear tree.Merry Christmas!
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