Humanity: My 3rd fanfic! Yay!
Ivan: Please tell me why I'm here.
Gian: Fufufu. C'mon, Luchini. Have some fun sometimes.
Luchino: There is no way I'm going along with that person's games.
Gian: *blows raspberry at Luchino* Humanity doesn't own Lucky dog 1!
Humanity (thoughts): Wonder what's gonna be Lucky dog 2?
Pop! A bubble of gum resounded. Gian Carlo Bourbon del Monte was chewing his usual gum, provided by his lovely darling, Bernardo Ortolani. He sighed. It was so boring nowadays. The captains had work to do and they left him all alone to sign the paperwork.
There was a slight movement behind him and he was suddenly gagged and blindfolded. He struggled and tried to pinpoint where the culprit was. But he was too slow and was lifted from his standing point. "Mmm! Hmp!" he tried to speak, but the gag was proving to make it quite difficult.
There was the scent of chloroform and he was out dead. The kidnapper smirked and continued on his way out of the office.
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
"Hey, hey! Non fare troppo rumore o ti lo svegli!"(1) a voice whisper-shouted. "Dovresti mettere che ci!"(2)another voice said, trying to be quiet. Gian groaned. He felt like the morning after drinking. Hungover. All movement in the room he was in stopped. There was a tense atmosphere. "Oi... Where am I?" he yelled out. Nobody responded. A voice cleared itself and started,"Darling. Please do not shout. Just be a bit patient and we'll get right to you."
"Bernardo!" Gian shouted in anger. "Hai, hai!~ Calm down, little miss," Luchino's voice said teasingly. Gian growled at him. As he was prepraing to attack Luchino, he realized his hands were bound. As he struggled, he called out to the one person he thought could help him. "Giulio.~ Can you untie me please?~" Gian asked.
There was a pause before a reply came. "U-um... Gian-san... I can't do that..." his voice getting smaller and smaller as he replied. Gian gave up. "Fine. But at least tell me what's happening," he demanded. "You forgot?" Luchino asked. "What?" Gian asked, very confused.
"Nevermind. It makes this all the more surprising," Ivan said in his usual bored voice.
Ivan started to drag Gian out of the room and told him,"Stay right here."
"Not like I can go anywhere else."
Ivan growled. Gian just always had to have the last word, didn't he?
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The door next to him opened and he was told to stand up. He was pushed into the room from before, courtesy of the "best" service Ivan could give him. The blindfold was taken off and the lights went on.
"Happy birthday!" the captains shouted, even Ivan surprisingly. Gian looked at them shell-shocked. He didn't even realize his birthday was today. He smiled at them. "Thanks," he said and pulled them all in for a hug.
He gave all of them a kiss. On the cheek of course. He had to be polite.
Oh yeah and he turned 28. In my fanfic world. (⌒▽⌒)
Humanity: Yep. Still short.
Bernardo: Well... It's still long from a perspective.
Humanity: And which perspective is that?
Giulio: When the window is really, really small.
Humanity: That's terrible for reading!
Ivan: Translations below
1.
Do not make too much noise or you'll wake him up!
2.
You should put that there.
CR-5: As always, Have a nice day and Review!
