Describing Countries

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Nordics describing the hetalian countries

Germany

Denmark: my cousin

Norway: smart

Finland: loves beer

Sweden: shy

Iceland: idk....umm manly? Yeah? Tall?

America

Denmark: BUDDY

Norway: not buddy

Iceland: loud

Finland: always decides what's best and you'll die

Sweden: kid

England

Denmark: best chef ever. Oh wait it's opposite day

Norway: BUDDY

Iceland: eyebrows.

Finland: Scotland's hate child

Sweden: so obsess to America

Prussia

Denmark: WE'RE THE HEAVY DRINKER BEER BUDS :DD

Norway: has a cute bird

Iceland: white

Finland: awesome

Sweden: dead

Japan

Denmark: smol

Norway: he's nice

Iceland: So happy to be away from others like me

Finland: Otaku

Sweden: loves anime and cute stuffs

Russia

Denmark: King Vodka

Norway: he's not scary

Iceland: huge

Finland: Can't beat me

Sweden: no.

Italy

Denmark: can probably win a racing competion.

Norway: loves pasta

Iceland: lost his first love.

Finland: noodle adict

Sweden: nice

Austria

Denmark: Mozart.

Norway: Beethoven.

Iceland: loves music

Finland: orchestra master

Sweden: burned his piano in Eurovision

France

Denmark: should not be hated

Norway: wine

Iceland: just no

Finland: he's actually a nice man

Sweden: frog

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