“Her best friend saw me out with a blonde.”
“And that’s when the row started?”
“No. ‘Just business,’ I said. Then she saw the love note.”
“OK. The note sparked the row?”
“No. ‘It’s obviously a joke,’ I said, but then she smelt the perfume.”
“OK. The smell brought the hell?”
“No. ‘Got squirted in a department store,’ I said. That’s when she found the panties.”
“Right! That’ll be the row now, then?”
“No. I told her they were a present. ‘For me?’ she asked. ‘Nope,’ I said, ‘sure you’d never fit into those’… and that’s when the row started.”
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Dark Tales and Flash Fun
Fiksi UmumA thrilling and funny anthology of short stories and flash fiction drabbles designed to cheer up your day or frighten the life out of you. Each story will surprise you, or make you think, or bring a smile to your face. Some of the stories may do all...
